El Wret Wret - One who tugs ones todger in a rapid up and down motion enabling them to 'take out the paani' as they say on their shoes under the desk. <adj> "Collin, I fancy a wret wret"

"Collin, I fancy a wret wret"

Wret wret by AOUW August 5, 2004

Dharok The Wretched

The scariest motherfucker to exist.
Luckily only inhabits [Runescape]... So far

Remember, If Dharok The Wretched appears, you're fucked.

Dharok The Wretched by Dimesqueal steve January 19, 2011

wretched republican

when a wretched human being decides to join the army of wretched beast Trumpers with the main goal to terminate all good things that come their way. They are all lead by a wretched bitch named Donald Trump who is the gatekeeper to hell. His main hobbies include: converting as many humans as possible into beasts, killing off all the trees and animals, making kids cry, and destroying all good in the world. His ultimate goal is to make all life on Earth a living hell. We all hope and pray that the wretched coronavirus or COVID-19 takes him and his wretched army of bitchy beasts down first.

Did you see that wretched republican over there? No surprise, they were shooting all blacks and gay people who were in their sight.

The wretched republicans just assaulted Elizabeth Warren by hitting her across the head with a TRUMP 2020 sign.

Did you see that little bitch over there carrying an AK47 and wearing a MAGA hat? They're probably a WRETCHED REPUBLICAN who believes that school kids should be shot at.

wretched republican by wretched4life March 14, 2020

pedigree wretch

The sound you make when you eat dog food, often being tricked into doing so.

I think I have just pissed my pants, you have just eaten a jelly bean made out of dog food and that was some pedigree wretch.

pedigree wretch by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026