wretchbarf 

As close to Dark Dick as the english language has came. And no dark dick is not black cock, jesus. Just as wretchbarf its from the depths of the most wretched.

I was dating this chick and she was giving me that please cunnilingus my twat stare. So , I was on the way down when I smelled wretchbarf and was like "there's no way".

wretchbarf by Walter Chenko September 10, 2021

Wretchard 

A wretch named Richard. That's it, there's nothing more to add.

Guy one: hey look at that wretch over there
Guy 2: no that's a wretchard, cause his name is Richard

Wretchard by Pikerlow August 8, 2022