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An adult who is waaay too into wrestling.
I get that you liked wrestling when you were twelve. But now that your thirty, you're a full blown wretard
wretard by SlingSlanger November 19, 2011
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weretard 

A person, who once a month under a full moon turns into a retarded person. This condtion is usually transmitted from being bitten or scratched by a retard.
1.

"I was walking my dog last night, and we were attacked by Weretards."

2.

"That retarded kid, Jim, bit me yesterday. I better go to the doctor and check to make sure i'm not weretarded."
weretard by SloppyJake June 28, 2007
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A person who likes to act like a retard. But does it for the fun of it and doesn't care.
Today i was nude infront of the bus, I'm such a Wetard
Wetard by Hayden Roll April 30, 2008
an IWC (internet wrestling community) term for someone that professes to be a professional wrestling fan yet watches WWE only. no other federations like TNA, ROH, NJPW etc etc etc
That guy didn't know who Sting was until he signed with WWE. What a WWETard !
WWETard by SimpleSimonMoFo May 25, 2015
Vertically and mentally challenged.
"He is so stupid, if he were any shorter I'd call him weetard."
weetard by J.Teezy November 28, 2009
Another way of saying the word "Retard", however people who cannot pronounce their R's say Wetard
Jason: You retard!
Dexter: wuu im no a wetard
wetard by 00jace no.2 February 8, 2014
Delusional yet patriotic sports fan who identifies so strongly with the team he roots for, that he/she believes to have personally won or lost something, depending on the outcome of the game.
Typical "wetard" saying:

"Hey did you watch the game last night? We won dude!" or: "Damn, we lost again..."
Wetard by anti corp. February 15, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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