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weretard 

A person, who once a month under a full moon turns into a retarded person. This condtion is usually transmitted from being bitten or scratched by a retard.
1.

"I was walking my dog last night, and we were attacked by Weretards."

2.

"That retarded kid, Jim, bit me yesterday. I better go to the doctor and check to make sure i'm not weretarded."
weretard by SloppyJake June 28, 2007
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A person who likes to act like a retard. But does it for the fun of it and doesn't care.
Today i was nude infront of the bus, I'm such a Wetard
Wetard by Hayden Roll April 30, 2008
an IWC (internet wrestling community) term for someone that professes to be a professional wrestling fan yet watches WWE only. no other federations like TNA, ROH, NJPW etc etc etc
That guy didn't know who Sting was until he signed with WWE. What a WWETard !
WWETard by SimpleSimonMoFo May 25, 2015
Vertically and mentally challenged.
"He is so stupid, if he were any shorter I'd call him weetard."
weetard by J.Teezy November 28, 2009
Another way of saying the word "Retard", however people who cannot pronounce their R's say Wetard
Jason: You retard!
Dexter: wuu im no a wetard
wetard by 00jace no.2 February 8, 2014
Delusional yet patriotic sports fan who identifies so strongly with the team he roots for, that he/she believes to have personally won or lost something, depending on the outcome of the game.
Typical "wetard" saying:

"Hey did you watch the game last night? We won dude!" or: "Damn, we lost again..."
Wetard by anti corp. February 15, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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