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wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010
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name waster 

a person either in a popular forum or website that registered using a popular or simple user name and hasn't logged in years .
Erick: Man i was gonna sign you up on youtube with the user name tom but some guy that hadn't logged in , in 2 years had it

tom: :cry: what a name waster
name waster by name waster August 3, 2008

Bunny Waster 

One who wastes electricity. Wasting the energy created by The Energizer Bunny.
Turn the lighs off when you leave the room you Bunny Waster
Bunny Waster by PH1L4P3N0 February 17, 2010

Bavarian Money Waster

A slang term for BMW vehicles due to the high cost of parts and service.
Jim: Hey Mel I just got a new BMW.
Mel: Nice. You bought a Bavarian Money Waster.
A person who wastes chances and time. Someone who does not give a shit. Someone you feel like giving up on because of their behaviour. They waste your time and their time. Someone who is unable to commit or focus. Some who consistently gets out of their minds on drink or drugs. Someone who does not care about anyone or anything.
Jack is a fucking waster. The doss cunt.
waster by jack the waster February 1, 2007

name waster 

A person on Youtube who registers a username that could have been the name of a band's official channel, a professional reviewer, or simply just a cool username, and never uses the account he registered.
The official channel of the band "Zebrahead" was one of the victims of name wasting. Someone registered "zebrahead" and never used the account. So now the channel is under the name "thebizman22".

"What the fuck. Someone took my awesome username! And the only video they have uploaded was an LQ webcam upload that happened 3 years ago! Fucking name waster!"
name waster by *ahem* nope November 14, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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