Being really drunk and stoned at the same time.
I drank a pint of Jack and smoked a blunt, I'm so wastered right now.
by kellythephilly March 7, 2007
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A person who wastes chances and time. Someone who does not give a shit. Someone you feel like giving up on because of their behaviour. They waste your time and their time. Someone who is unable to commit or focus. Some who consistently gets out of their minds on drink or drugs. Someone who does not care about anyone or anything.
Jack is a fucking waster. The doss cunt.
by jack the waster January 30, 2007
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Also called Wateration day is a largely celebrated holiday in Eastern Candad. It does not fall on a fixated date. It usually comes tomorrow or on November 11 or every 14th Saturday. Waster is not Waster without soggy bread with sprinkles, fast festive songs and tamed Waster worms. Waster brings rains and is a harvest oriented holiday.
- Happy Waster! Don't forget to bless your soggy bread.

- Oh, is it today already, I thought it was only tomorrow! I'll bring some insipid chocolates!!
by 5real November 11, 2019
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A person of talent or intelligence who deliberately steers their course towards matters of a dubious nature. Somebody with the capacity for success who fails on purpose.
Frank Zapper was thought a waster for squandering musical genius on the persuit of juvenile satire.
by Jonny Random May 5, 2006
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Someone who takes time to enjoy life, spending a considerable amount of time involved in activities regular people would label a 'waste of time'.
Steve used to be a waster but then he died inside.
by Slycat May 28, 2004
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A person that regularly drinks copious amounts of alcohol and acts rather drunk all the time.
Dave Curtis is such a waster.
by Anonymous December 29, 2003
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A term used to describe someone that will not gain from their acts, one who does not search for or get involved with work, reguarly pays no attention to cleanliness and tends not to do housework.

"John is such a waster"

"dont go out with him,he's not going anywhere, he's a waster"
by Gonk September 28, 2005
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