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Wrangled Ball Syndrome 

The consequences of gradually sliding down into a slouch when sitting on a chair. The ballsack becomes wrangled up in your clothing, requiring the victim to stand up, re-arrange the sack, and sit down again. Effects are greatly increased when wearing tight underwear.
Tony: "I've been sitting here for 10 minutes now and I've already contracted Wrangled Ball Syndrome!"

Mel: "Yeah, well I've got a massive cameltoe."

Wrangled Testes 

The squished appearance of a man's tenders when his Wranglers (or any pants really) are too tight.
Did you see the cowboy on the dance floor?

How could I miss those Wrangled testes?
Wrangled Testes by prplmama October 26, 2011

wrangled pussy 

An explicit image of a very old, very dry, vaginal area.
Bill was looking up some granny porn because he really likes that wrangled pussy.

Rollick Wrangled 

(Verb)
1. When you have sex with a really peng bird.

2. Working in retail during a busy rush.

Mostly used in Warrington area.
“Aw lad she’s peng her. She’d get absolutely rollick wrangled”
Oh my god. So many tables. Getting absolutely rollick wrangled here boys”
Rollick Wrangled by JDelooze August 19, 2020

Rim Wrangler 

A term to describe a gay Cowboy. Mainly the dominant in a relationship. ie Broke back Mountain style.
"No one suspected that Clem on the Dude Ranch was a Rim Wrangler!"
Rim Wrangler by will bitten October 10, 2016

tard wrangler 

Person who's job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of "slow or special people" while they are being transported from place-to-place (usually via foot).
While at the zoo, I saw a tard wrangler attempting to wrangle a stray tard when he bolted from the group near the monkey cage.
tard wrangler by The Sarge November 13, 2003