prplmama's definitions

pubaltoe

Such severe camel-toe that it pulls the pubic hair.

"Are you wearing spandex under your softball shorts?"

"No way, last time the pubaltoe made it hard to run."

by Prplmama September 26, 2011

Wrangled Testes

The squished appearance of a man's tenders when his Wranglers (or any pants really) are too tight.

Did you see the cowboy on the dance floor?

How could I miss those Wrangled testes?

by prplmama October 26, 2011

barristbro

A male barrista.

That barristbro can make a mocha!

by prplmama October 28, 2011