Definitions by prplmama

barristbro

A male barrista.

That barristbro can make a mocha!

barristbro by prplmama October 28, 2011

Wrangled Testes 

The squished appearance of a man's tenders when his Wranglers (or any pants really) are too tight.

Did you see the cowboy on the dance floor?

How could I miss those Wrangled testes?

Wrangled Testes by prplmama October 26, 2011

pubaltoe

Such severe camel-toe that it pulls the pubic hair.

"Are you wearing spandex under your softball shorts?"

"No way, last time the pubaltoe made it hard to run."

pubaltoe by Prplmama September 26, 2011