A man who owns more than two cats.
His home
will have numerous
cat toys and at least
2 litter boxes. The cats
will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.
Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the
cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.
"One
cat, you're a guy with a
cat. Two cats, you're a guy who wants his cats to have some company. Three cats, you're a
cat wrangler....clear your schedule."