Platitudinous's definitions

Not braggin', just swaggin'

Something you say when you are just too damn good.

*scores three consecutive touchdowns in PE football*
Person 1: Not braggin', just swaggin'!

by Platitudinous November 18, 2014

Wigga

A rich white kid, typically from the suburbs, that thinks he is gangsta.

Person 1: Look at that kid sagging his pants to his kness!
Person 2: What a wigga!

by Platitudinous November 18, 2014

Tard Wrangler

Teacher designated to corral non-docile retards

The tard was on a rampage, so we had to call in a tard wrangler.

by Platitudinous November 18, 2014

LBNT

Acronym stands for: Loud but not toxic

A fart that can be heard by everyone in the room you are in but releases little to no odor.

Person 1: I just ripped an LBNT in class.
Person 2: Oh man, did it reek?
Person: No. Didn't you just hear me say it was an LBNT?

by Platitudinous November 19, 2014