CatNumberFour's definitions
Any residual feces left in a public toilet after its earlier use and (presumed) flushing.
May be confused with an unflushed Immaculate Defection.
May be confused with an unflushed Immaculate Defection.
As Tanya reluctantly opened the lone unoccupied stall, her fears were confirmed; the odour within the restroom had indeed heralded the afterpoop that she now gazed upon.
by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025
Get the Afterpoopmug. Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.
by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025
Get the Immaculate Defecationmug. The arrangement that people instinctively assume within any confined space, coinciding with the spacing of pips (dots) upon the faces of a 6-sided die.
Anyone who violates pip theory will be immediately suspected by all of its adherents.
Anyone who violates pip theory will be immediately suspected by all of its adherents.
When I entered the elevator, I noted its 4 occupants standing in each corner and immediately took the center position, following the expected pip theory because I am not a pervert.
by CatNumberFour September 19, 2025
Get the Pip Theorymug. A man who owns more than two cats.
His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.
Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.
His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.
Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.
"One cat, you're a guy with a cat. Two cats, you're a guy who wants his cats to have some company. Three cats, you're a cat wrangler....clear your schedule."
by CatNumberFour October 23, 2012
Get the cat wranglermug.