Definitions by CatNumberFour
Memory Hostage
The practice of threatening your mind with an unpleasant memory to force it to produce information you can't recall.
While other memory techniques require practice and discipline, using Memory Hostage only requires a willingness to remember your most unpleasant experiences in great detail.
While other memory techniques require practice and discipline, using Memory Hostage only requires a willingness to remember your most unpleasant experiences in great detail.
Rupert squinted slightly as he willed his memory to serve him through an inner Memory Hostage monologue. "Come on you bastard... give me my wife's birth date. Give me the date or I'll remember what my stepfather looked like naked while he had a moustache..."
Memory Hostage by CatNumberFour March 21, 2026
Eurekbruh
A sudden philosophical insight experienced by stoned or drunk person.
They are struck by the profoundness of the idea, although to any sober listener it either makes no sense or is an obvious observation.
They are struck by the profoundness of the idea, although to any sober listener it either makes no sense or is an obvious observation.
"yo. Do you think the people on the other side of the world... see different constellations than we do?"
"Eurekbruh!"
"Eurekbruh!"
Eurekbruh by CatNumberFour February 13, 2026
Pip Theory
The arrangement that people instinctively assume within any confined space, coinciding with the spacing of pips (dots) upon the faces of a 6-sided die.
Anyone who violates pip theory will be immediately suspected by all of its adherents.
Anyone who violates pip theory will be immediately suspected by all of its adherents.
When I entered the elevator, I noted its 4 occupants standing in each corner and immediately took the center position, following the expected pip theory because I am not a pervert.
Pip Theory by CatNumberFour September 19, 2025
Immaculate Defecation
Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.
Immaculate Defecation by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025
Afterpoop
Any residual feces left in a public toilet after its earlier use and (presumed) flushing.
May be confused with an unflushed Immaculate Defection.
May be confused with an unflushed Immaculate Defection.
As Tanya reluctantly opened the lone unoccupied stall, her fears were confirmed; the odour within the restroom had indeed heralded the afterpoop that she now gazed upon.
Afterpoop by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025
cat wrangler
A man who owns more than two cats.
His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.
Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.
His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.
Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.
"One cat, you're a guy with a cat. Two cats, you're a guy who wants his cats to have some company. Three cats, you're a cat wrangler....clear your schedule."
cat wrangler by CatNumberFour October 23, 2012