The act of ferociously
masturbating to P90x and/or shake weight infomercials. Active participants are usually, but not always, sociopaths that drive G35s – they also generally have no issue flexing in the mirror during intense post-powerbating coitus, a la
Patrick Bateman in “American Psycho.” Using one’s junk to actually lift reasonably sized weights is also an option for
accomplished powerbaters, but is not recommended unless you’ve completed the 9-week Jedi powerbating training course.
Jim, I’m totally down to meet up at the
volleyball game, I just need to send
the wife out on an errand so I can powerbate real quick.
After all, it is bikini season.
