wowsturbate

the act of playing World of Warcraft so much that you are addicted to it, much like masturbating, but its World of Warcraft

John: Hey Jim, wanna wowsturbate when you get home?
Jim: No man, I have a lot of homework.
John: Ah its ok, World of Warcraft will always be here, homework won't.

by WoWenhancement March 19, 2009

worksturbate

To work all by yourself.

Poor guy, he has to worksturbate today.

by sinisterbabysitter February 22, 2008

websturbate

surfing the web,(usually out of boredom) as a person surfed the channels on the television in the 1980's 90's with hopes that something will spark interest.

Last night I came home, websturbated, and the next thing I knew, three hours had gone by!

by DrDisney July 30, 2007

wasturbate

when you get wasted and then masturbate because you are either bored, horny, or have no friends (and probably all three)

co-worker: "Man, last night was such a blast... me and my buddies met up with these girls at this bar and we were all out till like 4 a.m."

you: "yeah, I just stayed at home and wasturbated all night"

by Jimmy Joey Bobby April 22, 2011

WoWsterbation

WoWsterbate: verb: to play World of Warcraft (WoW)

WoWsterbation: noun: the act of WoWsterbating

Usually these words are applied to people who play WoW excessively and to the exclusion of doing normal activities, especially if the person is addicted. This can lead to WoWjaculation.

Hey, stop WoWsterbating and come to the party with your friends.

Oh, hey that guy's a WoWsterbation addict, maybe we should stay away.

by Kent M January 31, 2008

wowsterbate

To play a game session of World of Warcraft that exceeds at least two hours of continuous play

Instead of study for a math test, jimmy decided to wowsterbate for the rest of the evening. Due to his wowsterbation habits, jimmy failed.

by m0nk3yb0y December 29, 2008

Wasturbate

Wetly masturbating, usually with butter or margarine.

"Do you wasturbate?"
"Yup, I prefer coco butter."

by cocogettingpuff April 19, 2025