Friend 1: I've set us up on a double date with two fine ladies.
Friend 2: I think I'll pass. I promised the guys I would help them finish this quest on WoW.
Friend 1: ...
Friend 2: you know? wowoh
Friend 1: Dude, you're going to stay a virgin forever.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak