Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Drsquidward

Pajamas

Clothes people wear to bed that they would rather have off.

Let’s take off our pajamas to have sex.

When a male dog cums on the floor.

Sorry, I have to clean, Rover left a doggie dish on the floor

I’m a lesbian only because I have Phallophobia.

An addictive game that is also the reason your children are failing school.

Johnny stop playing Fortnite and get your grades up!

That Asian cat that always waves. What a nice little cat.

I’m getting you a maneki-Neko for your birthday, it’s a cat that waves.

Something soft you can squish and lay on top of.

I slept all over that pillow last night, but I hate when it gets wet that just ruins the fun.

Molly is the best tutor you will ever meet, especially in math. Let’s all thank a Molly.

Let’s get Molly to help us with our homework.

Molly by Drsquidward July 9, 2018