Drsquidward's definitions

Pajamas

Clothes people wear to bed that they would rather have off.

Let’s take off our pajamas to have sex.

by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

Doggie dish

When a male dog cums on the floor.

Sorry, I have to clean, Rover left a doggie dish on the floor

by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

Phallophobia

The phobia of penises.

I’m a lesbian only because I have Phallophobia.

by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

Fortnite

An addictive game that is also the reason your children are failing school.

Johnny stop playing Fortnite and get your grades up!

by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

maneki-neko

That Asian cat that always waves. What a nice little cat.

I’m getting you a maneki-Neko for your birthday, it’s a cat that waves.

by Drsquidward July 9, 2018

Pillow

Something soft you can squish and lay on top of.

I slept all over that pillow last night, but I hate when it gets wet that just ruins the fun.

by Drsquidward July 9, 2018

Molly

Molly is the best tutor you will ever meet, especially in math. Let’s all thank a Molly.

Let’s get Molly to help us with our homework.

by Drsquidward July 9, 2018