Definitions by Drsquidward

Pajamas

Clothes people wear to bed that they would rather have off.

Let’s take off our pajamas to have sex.

Pajamas by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

Doggie dish 

When a male dog cums on the floor.

Sorry, I have to clean, Rover left a doggie dish on the floor

Doggie dish by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

Phallophobia

The phobia of penises.

I’m a lesbian only because I have Phallophobia.

Phallophobia by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

Fortnite 

An addictive game that is also the reason your children are failing school.

Johnny stop playing Fortnite and get your grades up!

Fortnite by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

maneki-neko

That Asian cat that always waves. What a nice little cat.

I’m getting you a maneki-Neko for your birthday, it’s a cat that waves.

maneki-neko by Drsquidward July 9, 2018

Pillow 

Something soft you can squish and lay on top of.

I slept all over that pillow last night, but I hate when it gets wet that just ruins the fun.

Pillow by Drsquidward July 9, 2018

Molly 

Molly is the best tutor you will ever meet, especially in math. Let’s all thank a Molly.

Let’s get Molly to help us with our homework.

Molly by Drsquidward July 9, 2018