wowester

way better than wow, wow beyond belief

bob: your soo wow
sally: your wower
bob: your wowest
sally: your wowester ! <3

by dontlie222 December 2, 2010

Wokester

An insult used to describe a person who gets easily outraged and professes a moral high ground over social justice issues.

That wokester got offended by my comment expressing disgust towards violent criminals.

by lulu kitty September 10, 2019

wokester

An easily offended 20-something idiot who believes the word 'woke' legitimizes their self-centered view of the world. These individuals often lack skills in civil discourse, or an educated background in any subject they rant in.

Bob: Hey Jim, check out that San Francisco wokester blocking conservative speakers from voicing their 1st amendment rights in a civil, university sponsored debate.

Jim: Yeah, what a useless waste.

by brobean June 5, 2017

Wokester

A person that lacks basic common sense and decision making skills. This person typically has a below average IQ and is best suited for working at a fast food chain or gas station.

The wokester would not eat his sandwich because he claimed the white bread was racist

by Aintgotnogasinit March 21, 2023

Wokester

A self-righteous person who prefers form over substance. Often a moron and always a pussy.

Tyler Theythem is an incorrigible wokester.

by JeffersonWheelchair April 13, 2022

WoWsterbation

WoWsterbate: verb: to play World of Warcraft (WoW)

WoWsterbation: noun: the act of WoWsterbating

Usually these words are applied to people who play WoW excessively and to the exclusion of doing normal activities, especially if the person is addicted. This can lead to WoWjaculation.

Hey, stop WoWsterbating and come to the party with your friends.

Oh, hey that guy's a WoWsterbation addict, maybe we should stay away.

by Kent M January 31, 2008

wowsterbate

To play a game session of World of Warcraft that exceeds at least two hours of continuous play

Instead of study for a math test, jimmy decided to wowsterbate for the rest of the evening. Due to his wowsterbation habits, jimmy failed.

by m0nk3yb0y December 29, 2008