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Major loser. Combo of the word wow and the word loser. The letter u is includes to insure the name caller is excluded from the insult
Wow. Alexa's beyond a winner. Shirley's a wouser.
wouser by ='srtrx September 1, 2019
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Winkle-Wouser 

The penis-looking chess piece that once unlocked, can go diagonal.
Ben fisher: your gonna lose
Me: jokes on you, I just unlocked my Winkle-Wouser
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Webel Wouser

A different take on the popular term "rebel rouser" however pronounced as if one has a speech impediment. Commonly used as, but not limited to, a verb, noun, or adjective. Can refer to something/someone:

1) Cool, exciting, or unusual
2) Slutty, vile, or disgusting

Typically used by those who want an unknown, relatively creative filler word.
-Yes! We won the game! We are total webel wousers man!
-God, she is SUCH a webel wouser...
-What were you doing in the hallway today?
Oh, just webel wousing around...
(Wahn-zer)
1.(v) a smooth romantic retort that sweeps a girl off her feet or takes her by complete suprise; also see suave
2.(n.) a ladies man, gentleman, yet always constantly flirting
3.(adj.) used to describe someone who recieves an unexplained 'A' on an exam or test without any prior knowledge of the tested subject
ex1. "Why are you staring at me like that?" "Staring? I was just lost in your beautiful eyes..."
ex2. Imagine the Fonz from the 1980's sitcom 'Happy days' but to the tenth power.
ex3. Look there's wonser Jim, he made an A on Mr. Berkeley's exam
Wonser by Kingwoodite April 19, 2006
Awesome Loser! An endearment for loved ones exhibiting silly behaviour.
(someone you love does something amusingly silly)

You: Aaw honey, you're such a wooser!
Wooser by Elgondor June 11, 2011
the most intelligent,creative person youll come across. when he plays his guitar his genuine air about him just, makes you blush. hes a real catch, and he'll teach you to trust again. vulnerable at times, his heart is precious. if you know him, tell him how beautiful he is on a daily basis. never break his trust, ever. he does not hand himself over to people easily, and when he does, be grateful that he trusts you. thats a gift within itself. hes one gentle lion at heart, and his blonde mane of hair looks so soft to touch.

hes handsome, but hes modest. hes the type of guy that you can tell just by how gently he pets his cat, or plays his guitar, that he'd be a wonderful lover to have. he'll want to see you without makeup, and tell you you're beautiful, always. you've just gotta love this guy. by the way, when you say the word water, it can stir up a bit of confusion
Person A: I met this amazing guy, he makes me crazy and I love it, finally someone who just...gets me
Person B: He must be a wouter!
Wouter by iceshot11 February 16, 2013
Someone that talks too much about Dark Souls.
Arno: Why does every conversation we have with him somehow go to Dark Souls?!? I want to talk about serious shit!
Joe: Yeah, he is such a Wouter!
Wouter by PeachBandit March 7, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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