Winkle

This is a reference - used by mothers- to refer to the common periwinkle (a type of shellfish, resembling a small snail, and commonly found on shores in the northern hemisphere) and how much the contents of the shell resemble a little boys penis.

‘Kevin, don’t forget to give your winkle a good shake after you’ve had a wee-wee!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 18, 2023

winkle

An alternative word for penis mainly used by parents when talking to their children.

"Andrew, stop touching your winkle!"

by NotBob July 22, 2008

winkle

A mysterious part of your body that tells you when you're turned on (and not what you would normally think!). It turns pink when it's the most turned on. Only you can find it on yourself, and the only way to let others know where it is, is for them to find it themselves ;-)

Wow, that's so hot! It turned my winkle pink!

by C&P September 17, 2005

Winkle

A small limp penis. Comparable to a toddlers.

Not a term for urination or female genitalia.

Richard: Here, have you ever seen a cock like this?
Madelaine: Dearest that is not a cock, it's a winkle and I've seen bigger at the play group.

by Diana Wellings April 28, 2011

Winkle

The act of inserting a garden hose into your rectum, turning it on and shooting the contents of your colon into a swimming pool. ie: Hillbilly Colonic, Backyard Man-Douche

that guy just put a garden hose up his ass, turned it on and winkled it into the pool!

by bassmonkey August 5, 2011

Winkle

The act of urinating.

Man, Josh winkled on the toilet seat again.

by Willy Wonkle December 26, 2008

winkle

"Winkle"
A word used to describe the small trickle of urine that is produced which signifies that your poo has finished. It only refers to men.

E.g. You finished in the loo mate? No I still need to winkle.

by CallMeAl April 14, 2009