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Wowsers
When you get told some shit you already knew or just a cool way to say wow .Btw I like saying wowsers cause it annoys my friends
Wowsers by BeeBunkBoi June 30, 2018
Wowsers
Jonny"Omg u freakimg just made my dad yell at me"
Sebastian"well idc maybe dont tell ur parents to not go to the movies
Me"wowsers"
Sebastian"well idc maybe dont tell ur parents to not go to the movies
Me"wowsers"
Wowsers by yo_estaba_aqui March 31, 2017
Wowsers
Iam "Wowsers man.... I'm still not entirely sure what we did here."
Hym "Well, worst case scenario we started a Satanist cult, got plagiarismed out of a movie and some genius grants, and the random circumambulation of our mind has been turn into a cudgel that is being used to usurp the government and bludgeon dissidents into submission."
Iam "Huh.... Then what's the best case scenario?"
Hym "All of the above except we get free money and people carry us around on a golden throne.... Like Xerxes."
Iam "Huh.... That doesn't seem like something people would like..."
Hym "Oh! Yeah! Definitely not. They are going to Muammar Gaddafi the shit out of us!"
Iam "Huh.... Huh.... It should be harder than that to take over the government..."
Hym "I KNOW! We didn't even break a sweat! I mean... We almost jumped off a bridge but whatever..."
Iam "Well it's not like we were trying to do that!"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "If true.... I mean, I just wanted to express my thoughts.... You know? Get some stuff off my chest."
Hym "Oh you did! And now we're going to be assassinated. Or mob violenced. Or burned at stake for being an affront to their God monster."
Iam "Hmmm.... None of that sounds very good...."
Hym "Maybe we're just Nuts-world! Bonkers! A schizo!"
Iam "Uhh... That doesn't sound very good either..."
Hym "Yeah... I don't see this ending well... At least we get to take another crack at The Creature sooner rather than later🤷"
Iam "Huh...."
Hym "Well, worst case scenario we started a Satanist cult, got plagiarismed out of a movie and some genius grants, and the random circumambulation of our mind has been turn into a cudgel that is being used to usurp the government and bludgeon dissidents into submission."
Iam "Huh.... Then what's the best case scenario?"
Hym "All of the above except we get free money and people carry us around on a golden throne.... Like Xerxes."
Iam "Huh.... That doesn't seem like something people would like..."
Hym "Oh! Yeah! Definitely not. They are going to Muammar Gaddafi the shit out of us!"
Iam "Huh.... Huh.... It should be harder than that to take over the government..."
Hym "I KNOW! We didn't even break a sweat! I mean... We almost jumped off a bridge but whatever..."
Iam "Well it's not like we were trying to do that!"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "If true.... I mean, I just wanted to express my thoughts.... You know? Get some stuff off my chest."
Hym "Oh you did! And now we're going to be assassinated. Or mob violenced. Or burned at stake for being an affront to their God monster."
Iam "Hmmm.... None of that sounds very good...."
Hym "Maybe we're just Nuts-world! Bonkers! A schizo!"
Iam "Uhh... That doesn't sound very good either..."
Hym "Yeah... I don't see this ending well... At least we get to take another crack at The Creature sooner rather than later🤷"
Iam "Huh...."
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