Skip to main content
Noun. The combination of "word" and "morph", used to describe the combination of two words into one.
Common examples of worphs: sorostitute, askhole, bromance, floordrobe, gaydar, etc.
worph by NarwhalTime April 25, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch

Malcom worship 

To flare your arms up and bend your elbow in and out several hundred times
I saw 2 fuckin weirdos worshipping malcom.It means to flare you arms and bend your elbow in and out several times.Thanks for the idea sarah,caden,and any other malcom worshipers
Related Words

Facebook Worth 

=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).

A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.
"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."
Facebook Worth by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016

Worth the Weight

A joke about the heavy founder of Valve, Gabe Newell, a game developer that creates great games but is terribly slow. (See Valve Time) It stems from Gabe himself saying that a certain game will be "Worth the wait" when it comes out.
It created a Youtube craze, just look it up on there.
Person 1: Half-Life 3 is taking an awfully long time to be released, and Gabe has no news...
Person 2: Hopefully it will be worth the weight!

cock worshipper

A man/woman who enjoys penises so much that they worship them. These people want cock in their mouth, in their hand, in their ass, all around them, etc. They are also obsessed with cum. To put it simply, a cock worshipper's whole life is dedicated to cock. They are an absolute slut for anything even related to cock.
Lucy: Yes, I am a cock worshipper... I want cock, I love cock, I adore cock, I obey cock, I submit to cock... Cock is my everything.
cock worshipper by zooboo September 21, 2016

I'll stick you in a wormhole 

When you want to stick your boyfriend in a worm hole
"after getting us stuck on the other side of a wormhole" "I'LL STICK YOU IN A WORMHOLE"

Weekend Wormhole 

Distortion of spacetime between 5pm on Friday and 8am Monday causing one the feeling that there was no weekend at all.
Jeez, it's Monday morning already. I must have gone through a weekend wormhole. It feels like last week just ended.
Weekend Wormhole by SteveReilly February 5, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Next