worpel

An absolute hunk of a man who slays all the puss.

My father is not a worpel

by Zoltar69 February 3, 2022

worrells

1.the awesomist last name possible and very unique
2.sounds like whirls and rhymes with squirles

Oh what's their last name again?? Oh ya Worrells, very unique.

by kukumber June 19, 2009

Worzel Cumidge

A dirty old scarecrow that wanders farmers fields looking for fly by wank victims.

I got Worzel Cumidged in the park the other day.

by pruneface69 November 14, 2010

Wordelvian

To be lost in the creative art of deconstructing and rebuilding words, with the soul purpose of producing glorious new texts.

The person with a wordelvian personality has a unique gift, delivering strong poetic sentences, many of which can surpass the works of the more popular scribes.

'She is an absolute wordelvian. The sentences in her new book read like poetry, with canny, mind boggling twists.'

by Wordelver July 5, 2014

Worzel

Worzels are the little bunch of country bumpkins who follow Portsmouth football club. They talk like straw-chewing farmers and dress like scarecrows to imitate their hero, Worzel Gummidge. Other football fans feel sorry for them and view them as harmless simpletons.

2 Worzels overheard at Fratton Park: "Us Worzels is right dinlos, in't we, Jed? Ooohhh arrr!

by Worzelkiller May 3, 2008

worzel

A Worzel, sometimes also spelled "wurzel", is a supporter of Portsmouth Football Club. They are called this because their fans mainly come from the countryside and have a rural dialect.

Watford beat the Worzels 4-1 today.

by iwys July 24, 2007

The Wordell

The act of uppercutting a girl in the vagina or vag.

"I'd sooner give her The Wordell than talk to her!!!"

by NIck Ferrant May 18, 2007