Wortel

Is Arabic with a Dorito shaped body, but doesn't have a single muscle in his body. Tries to be a Fuckboy, but doesn't get any pu$$y. Tells to many people that he goes to the gym, but no one cares.

Broer, jij bent echt wortel, jij man niet praten. JEHTOGG

by Paardenboer June 20, 2021

Wortel

It means word in Afrikaans

Sho bru, do you know how to spell that wortel

by WikusPR February 24, 2022

Wortel

usually a guy with long foreskin or just lots of foreskin

yoh bru you have a really long wortel

by BRu7889 August 13, 2022

Baco a la Wortel

A poor amount of Bacardi, a 95/5 mix of cola, Bacardi and a little ice.

This is just cola, no Bacardi is sight, tastes fucking sober this is a baco a la Wortel.

by DidididiB May 19, 2023

worthless bitch

It is a “term of endearment”, giving to one ex-wife that has screwed you, a man over, taking, his kids, his house, his furniture, his clothes, his business equipment, and his dog. She has caused him to lose his job(s) and keeps him from finding any meaningful employment, or any job to pay his child support, so she has him arrested and thrown in jail, she is a completely unfair, lying and discussion two timing person.

Miriam, (we will say Miss Smith) demands to know when you are going to pay her child support so she can purchase a new car for herself. Mrs. Smith, "Keith, I want my money now, all of it, or you are going to jail”. Keith, “but I will lose my job and I am paying the best I can”. Miss Smith, “who gives a shit!” “I want my money now, and I want that solid gold crown tooth that you had taken out of your mouth, that you had since you were a child, I want that, it was to be mine, you own me.” Tom, "who is that ugly mean bitch." Keith, "that is my x-wife, she is such a worthless bitch! She never does anything to earn money, just takes it from the kid’s child support money and uses it for herself. Tom, you were actually married to that? Tom, I agree, she comes across as a stupid worthless bitch. Tom, I bet you are glad to be out of that marriage." Keith, "Yes, I am glad I only have to put up with that shit from a distance, that worthless bitch!

by Billy BullSchitter April 5, 2017

worthless motherfucker

To be completely without worth, and a motherfucker at the same time.

Those guys sure are a bunch of worthless motherfuckers!

by Linetrash January 22, 2014

Worthless Shitbag

A person so unremarkable and toxic that they can be reduced to this term, a worthless sack of flesh containing organs, bones, excrement, etc. Implicit understanding that to use the name of an animal to describe said person would be unfair to the animal in question (pig, rat, cockroach, all of whom have good social bonding skills).

Trump the worthless shitbag lived in DC (To the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea)

by Bzone_truth June 15, 2018