Wordeling

When thr words your partner speaks leads to uncontrollable sex.

I was mid sentence and i seen her eyes melt and her thighs get steamy, she gave me a right wordeling.

by Rightyeare June 2, 2021

Wordington

Wordington as a noun is a city that only exists in the minds of people that inhabit it.

Wordington as an adjective is used to describe things that would be found inside of Wordington, generally the worst possible thing.
Wordington residents also have a deep instinct desire to see black men twerking (thug-shaker) by nature.
Every self respecting Wordington citizen agrees that having “Wordington” in your Reddit username is unfunny as fuck and gets you deported to Retardington.

“Bro my sister is a neo-nazi”

“Average Wordington resident”

by JohnSwagma November 13, 2022

Just wondering

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."

by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

Wondering Wanker

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

Wordington

1. Adjective: Silly, Goofy silly, Offbeat, or Quirky in a slightly disturbing way
2. Adjective: In relation to Wordington
Used exclusively in incomplete sentences with only one or two other words. Makes you sound mentally disabled.

Person 1: My (20F) BF (20M) embarasses me with his crusader pepe jacket everywhere we go. How do I convince him it's not "based"?
Person 2: Wordington fashion statement
...
Person 1: holy crap my balls popped
Person 2: Wordington balls

by NerdyH October 3, 2022

Wordington

Used to describe something goofy or out of place

*Cat absolutely fuckin ballin*
Guy 1: "Woah, is that cat really ballin'?"
Guy 2: "Wordington Cat 🐈"

by Wordingtonian October 23, 2022

Wedeling

Wedeling can be simply defined as offering congratulations to the victor before victory has even occurred in hopes of turning the tides of victory to said Wedeler. Be very very careful as Wedeling has been known to backfire on multiple Wedelers.

In fantasy football for example, Butt Rubs sends a congrats text message to Straight Trash Homie thus Wedeling in hopes of turning the tide.

by creamofthecrops October 14, 2020