worklifting

The act of stealing shit from work, often while employed by a retail establishment such as Worst Buy.

Bro, I went on the biggest worklifting spree last week and looted a bunch of laptops.

by mvolfman May 25, 2011

Forklifting

Using your two thumbs, either in the vagina or anus to lift the person being forklifted off the ground.

Boy 1: I was with this girl last week and I managed to lift her off the ground by putting my thumbs inside her
Boy 2: You forklifted her?
Boy 1: Forklifting is a thing?

by nathansig January 26, 2015

forklifting

Forklifting is used to describe the pursuit of a fat chick by a desperate male. If one succeeds in bagging a tundra pig, he has been successful in forklifting. Forklifting is looked down upon so most men will try to hide their forklifting efforts.

Shane forklifted his prom date after a few mike's at the bonfire.

I found out my friend Justin has been out forklifting downtown, and he said he was at home playing halo.

by Brian Riesgaf November 17, 2005

forklifting

The act of going out and picking up overweight members of the opposite sex.

DaveyD? He practically invented forklifting!

by trahma July 21, 2008

Forklifting

When two men stand with erect penis's parallel to on another and proceed to lift an object up in unison.

Mikey & Jesses penile bones hurt, they were up all night forklifting with there old high school buddies.

by Bingleton July 10, 2019

forklifting

when you fist a girl so hard you pick her up off the ground

I was forklifting last night and my fist went into her stomach.

by hormiga May 13, 2005

Forklifting

Doubly penetrating a woman sideways with one of the homies.

“Damn bro, did you see Maria at that party last night?; she was totally forklifting Bryan and Abel.”

by LickyBlicky September 25, 2020