trahma's definitions

forklifting

The act of going out and picking up overweight members of the opposite sex.

DaveyD? He practically invented forklifting!

by trahma July 21, 2008

tundra pig

A large woman generally (but not always) from the frozen tundra of Minnesota. These monstrous behemoths are known for their protective layers of lard to allow them to survive for days in the harsh winter months.

I'm tired of meeting girls on Myspace, they all use the angles to hide the fact that they're still tundra pigs.

by trahma July 29, 2008