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wordtist 

A person who uses descriptive (often scientific) words without having knowledge/understanding about the aspects of said word.

Typically these people augment their ego, by appearing to be knowledgeable in the field of said words.

Most commonly these people use eloquent language, and have more knowledge of words/language than of any specialised science/art.

Example:

Hathen: This field of science makes string theory seem easy.

Hathen knows close to nothing about string theory, other than the word itself.

Commonly, these people have a little, tip of the iceberg level, knowledge of what they said.

This is a sub part of Wordicians. (people who use descriptive words/language to establish superiority)
Hathen: This game's complexity makes string theory seem easy.

Hathen does not know anything about string theory, other than the word itself.

Colham: Chemistry is pretty easy in our syllabus, I find difficulty in linguistics. We do valance shells.

Colham has no comprehensive knowledge of Chemistry in his syllabus, barely knows what valancy is.

Nikara: Every biological cell in the cortex of my brain is telling me not to do that.

Nikara does not know anything about cells, does not know what a cortex is, only knows those words themselves.

Hathen, Colham and Nikara are wordtists.
wordtist by whynot729191 November 12, 2022
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Woodtistic 

When a person or thing does or says something so dumb/stupid that it gives another person an actual boner.
Yesterday Matt said something so fucking woodtistic that it actually gave me a boner, why matt, why...
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A wordist is someone who believes that words have absolute meaning. This is another term for word fundamentalism. When people love certain words, the sound of the word, or the imagined meaning, they are often willing to kill or die for the belief in that word or idea it represents to them. Words all define each other, around in an endless circle, and no word has any absolute meaning. Wordists fail to realize this and should read the undictionary to help get the world out of the present fundamentalist wars.
"Eddy" was such a wordist that he believed in being proud to serve the country he loved. He went to war to kill people, (or get killed himself), who were also wordists in the country that they loved. They both absolutely believed in many words and concepts as if these words were actual things that had meaning, instead of words, just being hints to really communicate and get us where we need to go.
wordist by fred ressler September 23, 2008
An adjective and/or noun used for a person who discriminates against words
if you think the two words kidnapping and babysitting are different in meaning, then you’re a wordist.
Wordist by SoupEggs June 29, 2023

wordtastic 

Fantastic, but further affirmed by the word prefix indicating the absolute truth of this fantasticality.
That chica is wordtastic!
wordtastic by your_mom123 September 1, 2010
Wordist is someone who judges a word by it's name.
A wordist would say something like "Wordist isnt a word"
Wordist by HEHE SISTER SNAPPED OOF September 19, 2018
Wordist is someone who judges a word by its name, or what they believe it means.
A wordist may say "Wordist isnt a word."
Wordist by HEHE SISTER SNAPPED OOF September 19, 2018