A magical land of Tootsie rolls, kilts, cows, bagpipes, tartan, black squirrels and snow. Also a college, but that's less important because c'mon, bagpipes!
Wooster students study hard, work harder and party hardest of all! Woo!
1. Wooster traditions include bagpipes, stealing bricks and filling Kauke Arch with snow every year.
2. - Yo dude, you going to that party at OSU tonight? - Nah man, I'm gonna hit up Wooster, that shit is so much better
A private Ohio liberal arts college known for its Independent Study program and isolated location in the midst of farms, Amish people, cows, and trees that make more money than the students due to an unusual tree endowment by one of the alumni.
Now that I have majored in Philosophy with a minor in Studio Art at the College of Wooster, I doubt I will be employable.
A surreal college that feels like it's not even real.
You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:
- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday - Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last
And much much more!
Anon: "So where do you go to school kid?"
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."