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Whorometer 

A scale at which you rate girls on how much of a whore they are. It is a mix between an Odometer found in a car and a Whore, much like a Gaydar. This scale normally ranges from 1 to Megan Fox.
#1-Dude I was watching this video and I thought this girl was Leighton Meester, and she was totally breaking my whorometer, but then i realized it was Madonna from the 80's

#2- Eww Madonna is like saggy beef jerky now
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Whitometer

n. A device used to measure the whiteness of an individual, used solely when a person is trying to act like a "gangsta" or black person.
You cracka- you're a 10/10 on the whitometer, fuckin redneck.
Whitometer by DT_21 August 5, 2003

Whoreterican

A slutty looking Puerto Rican woman. Generally wearing revealing clothing, heavy makeup, and hoop earrings.

Similar to a 'chola', however, the woman is Puerto Rican.
1.) Theres always an absurd amount of whoretericans at the bus stop.

2.) Some whoreterican just walked past our table, and now it reeks of heavy perfume!
Whoreterican by Catalina Rod April 13, 2014

Whorometry 

Study of dimensions of whores
It may include vagina's size, boob's size, bust's size, waist's size, anus's size and deepthroat length
It also includes the study of capacity which is broadly categorized as

i) 1 dick 1 hole
ii) 2 dick 2 hole
iii) many dicks 3 holes

First two are self explanatory
But many dicks 3 holes is a very broad category, it stretches the capacity, strength, endurance and hole's size of the whore and it is famously said that, "A whore which can make dick grow is a good whore but one which can hide it completely is the whoriest one."

To all the future whores, "If you want it desperately enough you will get it."please keep that in your mind and keep practicing you will get to your moms level if you keep trying

Keep stretching, keep gulping
Damn, studying whorometry gets me soo hard.
Whorometry by Kurokami69 March 9, 2023

wopometer 

"Go get a wopometer from the store" said the tradesman to the naive apprentice.
wopometer by margjoy October 20, 2008

Woometer 

sizemagraphic scale of danny woos anger
Woometer is at an 8 today just be careful
Woometer by flank steak November 4, 2012

whoreter 

Someone who collects whores. This person may sleep with multiple whores at a time and/or collect his whores' panties.
Look at that guy. He's such a whoreter.
whoreter by NotAWhoreter March 2, 2014
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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