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Whorometer

A scale at which you rate girls on how much of a whore they are. It is a mix between an Odometer found in a car and a Whore, much like a Gaydar. This scale normally ranges from 1 to Megan Fox.
#1-Dude I was watching this video and I thought this girl was Leighton Meester, and she was totally breaking my whorometer, but then i realized it was Madonna from the 80's

#2- Eww Madonna is like saggy beef jerky now
by Jose Sluttastic Hoe Mama April 6, 2010
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Whitometer

n. A device used to measure the whiteness of an individual, used solely when a person is trying to act like a "gangsta" or black person.
You cracka- you're a 10/10 on the whitometer, fuckin redneck.
by DT_21 August 5, 2003
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Whoreterican

A slutty looking Puerto Rican woman. Generally wearing revealing clothing, heavy makeup, and hoop earrings.

Similar to a 'chola', however, the woman is Puerto Rican.
1.) Theres always an absurd amount of whoretericans at the bus stop.

2.) Some whoreterican just walked past our table, and now it reeks of heavy perfume!
by Catalina Rod April 13, 2014
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Whorometry

Study of dimensions of whores
It may include vagina's size, boob's size, bust's size, waist's size, anus's size and deepthroat length
It also includes the study of capacity which is broadly categorized as

i) 1 dick 1 hole
ii) 2 dick 2 hole
iii) many dicks 3 holes

First two are self explanatory
But many dicks 3 holes is a very broad category, it stretches the capacity, strength, endurance and hole's size of the whore and it is famously said that, "A whore which can make dick grow is a good whore but one which can hide it completely is the whoriest one."

To all the future whores, "If you want it desperately enough you will get it."please keep that in your mind and keep practicing you will get to your moms level if you keep trying

Keep stretching, keep gulping
Damn, studying whorometry gets me soo hard.
by Kurokami69 March 9, 2023
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wopometer

"Go get a wopometer from the store" said the tradesman to the naive apprentice.
by margjoy October 20, 2008
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Woometer

sizemagraphic scale of danny woos anger
Woometer is at an 8 today just be careful
by flank steak November 4, 2012
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whoreter

Someone who collects whores. This person may sleep with multiple whores at a time and/or collect his whores' panties.
Look at that guy. He's such a whoreter.
by NotAWhoreter March 2, 2014
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