wootism
wootism by Richard Morigeau March 14, 2007
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Woodism
Woodism is
When you look at the night sky it's not what you think it is, it's actually just wood and the stars in it are spots of the wood that have been burnt to a certain extant that it became white, just like the stars at night.
When you look at the night sky it's not what you think it is, it's actually just wood and the stars in it are spots of the wood that have been burnt to a certain extant that it became white, just like the stars at night.
Woodism by Woodism Pope July 17, 2015
wowtism
a form of autism induced by the popular computer game "World of Warcraft"
the victim of this disorder experience markedly abnormal social interaction, minimal communication ability, patterns of monotonous interests, and patterns of awkward sexual behavior.
this disorder often manifests itself as PMSing during "raids" and long periods of sexual inactivity followed by masterbation to "WOW" characters.
the only known treatment for this disorder is katie.
the victim of this disorder experience markedly abnormal social interaction, minimal communication ability, patterns of monotonous interests, and patterns of awkward sexual behavior.
this disorder often manifests itself as PMSing during "raids" and long periods of sexual inactivity followed by masterbation to "WOW" characters.
the only known treatment for this disorder is katie.
travis: hey jon...can u help me with math prob...o SHIT!!
jon hu: WAHHH! fuck! knock on my door you bitch!
travis: ....did i jus catch u jerking off to an orc!?
jon hu: ...b-b-but it's a cute one...and it has hp: 10,000.
travis: fuck...you have wowtism...for sure. u sick excuse for a human being...i must get katie...RETARD!
katie: who has wowtism this time...8=====D O<:
jon hu: WAHHH! fuck! knock on my door you bitch!
travis: ....did i jus catch u jerking off to an orc!?
jon hu: ...b-b-but it's a cute one...and it has hp: 10,000.
travis: fuck...you have wowtism...for sure. u sick excuse for a human being...i must get katie...RETARD!
katie: who has wowtism this time...8=====D O<:
wooism
An irrational belief system based on 2 fundamental principles: The first is that Big Pharma is hiding the cures for all major diseases and the government is hiding technology, mostly alien, that could solve all energy problems.The second is that everything you read on the internet is true, unless it comes from an academic,government or scientific/medical organization website.
The wooism got too deep for me when she swore homeopathy and vitamins could could cure my multiple sclerosis.
wooism by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007