wootism
wootism by Richard Morigeau March 14, 2007
Words you can keep
Woodism
Woodism is
When you look at the night sky it's not what you think it is, it's actually just wood and the stars in it are spots of the wood that have been burnt to a certain extant that it became white, just like the stars at night.
When you look at the night sky it's not what you think it is, it's actually just wood and the stars in it are spots of the wood that have been burnt to a certain extant that it became white, just like the stars at night.
Woodism by Woodism Pope July 17, 2015
wowtism
a form of autism induced by the popular computer game "World of Warcraft"
the victim of this disorder experience markedly abnormal social interaction, minimal communication ability, patterns of monotonous interests, and patterns of awkward sexual behavior.
this disorder often manifests itself as PMSing during "raids" and long periods of sexual inactivity followed by masterbation to "WOW" characters.
the only known treatment for this disorder is katie.
the victim of this disorder experience markedly abnormal social interaction, minimal communication ability, patterns of monotonous interests, and patterns of awkward sexual behavior.
this disorder often manifests itself as PMSing during "raids" and long periods of sexual inactivity followed by masterbation to "WOW" characters.
the only known treatment for this disorder is katie.
travis: hey jon...can u help me with math prob...o SHIT!!
jon hu: WAHHH! fuck! knock on my door you bitch!
travis: ....did i jus catch u jerking off to an orc!?
jon hu: ...b-b-but it's a cute one...and it has hp: 10,000.
travis: fuck...you have wowtism...for sure. u sick excuse for a human being...i must get katie...RETARD!
katie: who has wowtism this time...8=====D O<:
jon hu: WAHHH! fuck! knock on my door you bitch!
travis: ....did i jus catch u jerking off to an orc!?
jon hu: ...b-b-but it's a cute one...and it has hp: 10,000.
travis: fuck...you have wowtism...for sure. u sick excuse for a human being...i must get katie...RETARD!
katie: who has wowtism this time...8=====D O<:
Wooism
Wooism n. Proper () The actions or processes of; and the distinctive or characteristic traits of behavior, of the person formerly known as Chris, now known as "Woo".
wooism
An irrational belief system based on 2 fundamental principles: The first is that Big Pharma is hiding the cures for all major diseases and the government is hiding technology, mostly alien, that could solve all energy problems.The second is that everything you read on the internet is true, unless it comes from an academic,government or scientific/medical organization website.
The wooism got too deep for me when she swore homeopathy and vitamins could could cure my multiple sclerosis.
wooism by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007
wooism
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dirrty
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!