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wootis
an endearing way to describe female genitalia. Often used when trying to refrain from using offensive words in public.
wootis by ChipsFriend November 4, 2010
Poonis Woonis
Poonis Woonis by TheWenisManWithALargePenis June 30, 2011
Woodtistic
When a person or thing does or says something so dumb/stupid that it gives another person an actual boner.
Yesterday Matt said something so fucking woodtistic that it actually gave me a boner, why matt, why...
Woodtistic by Woodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 31, 2018
wootysnoot
verb; as in to wootysnoot; a variation on the sexual act 69, where the bottom partner is performing cunilingus, and occasionally snorts through the nose, pushing a gust of warm air into the rectum.
wootysnoot by Mark Vires February 27, 2007
wootinator
wootinator by ??^?? August 21, 2008
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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