wowtism

a form of autism induced by the popular computer game "World of Warcraft"

the victim of this disorder experience markedly abnormal social interaction, minimal communication ability, patterns of monotonous interests, and patterns of awkward sexual behavior.

this disorder often manifests itself as PMSing during "raids" and long periods of sexual inactivity followed by masterbation to "WOW" characters.

the only known treatment for this disorder is katie.

travis: hey jon...can u help me with math prob...o SHIT!!
jon hu: WAHHH! fuck! knock on my door you bitch!
travis: ....did i jus catch u jerking off to an orc!?
jon hu: ...b-b-but it's a cute one...and it has hp: 10,000.
travis: fuck...you have wowtism...for sure. u sick excuse for a human being...i must get katie...RETARD!
katie: who has wowtism this time...8=====D O<:

by jon hu May 5, 2006

wootism

the worship of all things that are awesome and sweet

The game HALO and HALO 2 are bolth idols of wootism

by Richard Morigeau March 14, 2007

WOWism

The almost there wannabe religion that the Chairman of Blizzard founded, invented and jizzed over.It follows the Gods in the MMORPGFGSDFGBSGSGF World of Warcaft that only crazy people will join such as Tom Cruize

OMFG i can't believe what Tommo just did!!! The way he is going on about using a feather to safely fall off a cliff and shoot lightning bolts at MR. MOOCH its as if he is following WOWism

by James WOOTER December 19, 2008