Wooism n. Proper () The actions or processes of; and the distinctive or characteristic traits of behavior, of the person formerly known as Chris, now known as "Woo".

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

An irrational belief system based on 2 fundamental principles: The first is that Big Pharma is hiding the cures for all major diseases and the government is hiding technology, mostly alien, that could solve all energy problems.The second is that everything you read on the internet is true, unless it comes from an academic,government or scientific/medical organization website.

Stuff thats come out of woo's mouth at some time or another, later repeated by someone else...

reassuring comments in times of great strife.