Wooism

Wooism n. Proper () The actions or processes of; and the distinctive or characteristic traits of behavior, of the person formerly known as Chris, now known as "Woo".

Woo is the founder of Wooism.

He practices Wooism.

Wooism Dot Com.

by Woo September 27, 2004

wooism

An irrational belief system based on 2 fundamental principles: The first is that Big Pharma is hiding the cures for all major diseases and the government is hiding technology, mostly alien, that could solve all energy problems.The second is that everything you read on the internet is true, unless it comes from an academic,government or scientific/medical organization website.

The wooism got too deep for me when she swore homeopathy and vitamins could could cure my multiple sclerosis.

by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007

wooism

Stuff thats come out of woo's mouth at some time or another, later repeated by someone else...

If you'd like to be loved like wooo is, you should use more wooisms!

by suger April 15, 2003

wooism

reassuring comments in times of great strife.

by great_gambini June 16, 2003

Cheeky Woodsman

A pubic cut on a man who is relatively hairy, he shaves his entire pubic region and leaves the hair on the rest of his body. This gives a bald spot effect as though a woodsman has been playing silly buggers.

Guy A: "You need to check out my pubes man, gave myself a bit of a trim"
Guy B: "That's nothing, check out my cheeky woodsman!"

by jMiR October 13, 2010

Dark Woodsman

A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.

"Whoa! Don just totally went Dark Woodsman when he began bashing Ron's five-piece alt-rock band!"

by Laurel_Storm April 17, 2009

Woodism

Woodism is the belief that the entire universe is made up of entire wood.

Woodism is
When you look at the night sky it's not what you think it is, it's actually just wood and the stars in it are spots of the wood that have been burnt to a certain extant that it became white, just like the stars at night.

by Woodism Pope July 17, 2015