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Charles Woodson 

An elite cornerback in the NFL. Currently plays for the Green Bay Packers but previously played for the Oakland Raiders. Has 25 career picks, eight of which came in 2006, leading the National Football Conference. Has been called overrated for so long that he is now actually underrated. He posseses great athleticism, as well as great size for the position (6'1", 200) and great speed. He is a Four-Time Pro Bowler. Won the Heisman Trophy in 1998, and deservingly so. Screw all the people on Peyton Manning's dick.
Manning throws, and it's picked off by Charles Woodson!

Charles Woodson 

An amazing defensive player for the Green Bay Packers. Winner of the Defensive Player MVP in '09.
3/4 of the world is covered in water.

The rest is covered by Charles Woodson.

Woodsonite 

A student or former student from the W.T. Woodson High School. Generally known for their excessively high GPA and overloading of AP courses. Woodsonites are often found roaming the areas of Fair City Mall and University Mall with popular hangouts being the Cinema Arts Movie Theater and Josie's Frozen Yogurt.

Not to be confused with the term "Woodsonians" which is actually not a name used by students, but by teachers in a sad attempt to be hip.
Student 1: Are you going to Josie's today?
Student 2: Yeah, there's supposed to be tons of Woodsonites there.
Woodsonite by proudtitania September 11, 2011

Wu-Tang Woodson 

Also known as WT Woodson, this school from Fairfax, VA kicks the ass of all other high schools due to great sports teams, relatively low levels of dumbasses, and a great coalition against communism. Sometimes considered a prick school, but really that title goes to Langley and TJHSST.
Interviewer :So what the hell does WT stand for?
Interviewed Guy: ...Wu-Tang?

Prick: You go to WT Woodson? *scoff*
America-supporting-student: Fucker, this is Wu-Tang Woodson *roundhouse kick*
Wu-Tang Woodson by ScrewTJ April 16, 2009
A lit school in NOVA Also know as weedson. Hallways are full of snakes, transfer out as fast as you can
Bruh woodson sucks
Woodson by Oh yes pleas March 31, 2017

Jayshawn Woodson 

Jayshawn is a very loving and caring person. If he want something he gone go out and look for it. Hes easy to talk to he got your back no matter when it comes down to his girl,family, and friends he don't play
Were's Jayshawn Woodson when I need him.