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A student or former student from the W.T. Woodson High School. Generally known for their excessively high GPA and overloading of AP courses. Woodsonites are often found roaming the areas of Fair City Mall and University Mall with popular hangouts being the Cinema Arts Movie Theater and Josie's Frozen Yogurt.

Not to be confused with the term "Woodsonians" which is actually not a name used by students, but by teachers in a sad attempt to be hip.
Student 1: Are you going to Josie's today?
Student 2: Yeah, there's supposed to be tons of Woodsonites there.
by proudtitania September 11, 2011
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