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woodwickin by candlemaster75 February 28, 2021
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Woodworking
Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.
Woodworking by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020
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Woodpecking
John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!
Woodpecking by Syrupkid April 24, 2017
woodcocking
I have been woodcocking people for so long it has become a regular occurrence.
Oh shit you just got woodcocked!
Oh shit you just got woodcocked!
woodcocking by G-vegas December 10, 2007
Woodworking
Woodworking by Defender of Steel August 30, 2013
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Woodwick Welding
When two males wish to engage in an act of intimate solidarity, they gently submerge the tips of their penises in melted candle wax and then connect them to each other, allowing the wax to dry and create a tip-to-tip bond that may physically last only moments, but metaphorically will last a lifetime.
When the brothers discovered their mutual love of scented candles, they decided to strengthen the nature of their relationship and engage in the time honored and sacred ritual of woodwick welding.
Woodwick Welding by wendalo32 December 8, 2020
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