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Woodworking 

A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration
Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.
Woodworking by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020

Woodpecking 

The act of kissing your partner multiple times on the cheek repeatedly
John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!
Woodpecking by Syrupkid April 24, 2017

woodcocking 

The act of inserting an erect penis into ones mouth in an effort to shut them up.
I have been woodcocking people for so long it has become a regular occurrence.

Oh shit you just got woodcocked!
woodcocking by G-vegas December 10, 2007

Woodworking 

How you make stuff when you don't have a welder.
Welder's gone? *Sigh* I have do do some woodworking.
Woodworking by Defender of Steel August 30, 2013

woodwick 

A nice smelling candle which makes a crackling noise when burning
Woodwick Nice candles
woodwick by Paul c December 21, 2019

Woodwick Welding 

When two males wish to engage in an act of intimate solidarity, they gently submerge the tips of their penises in melted candle wax and then connect them to each other, allowing the wax to dry and create a tip-to-tip bond that may physically last only moments, but metaphorically will last a lifetime.
When the brothers discovered their mutual love of scented candles, they decided to strengthen the nature of their relationship and engage in the time honored and sacred ritual of woodwick welding.
Woodwick Welding by wendalo32 December 8, 2020