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Woodpecking 

The act of kissing your partner multiple times on the cheek repeatedly
John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!
Woodpecking by Syrupkid April 24, 2017
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Woodpecking 

<The perquisite of Sword Fights.> A challenge between two males with soft penis' peck back and fourth with their limp wieners. First one to become erect, loses.
My buddy and I wanted to play sword fights but needed to get a boner first, so we played did some woodpecking before.
Woodpecking by RedRabbit04 May 20, 2011

Woodpecking 

Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.
Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!
Woodpecking by Russel bennet February 1, 2017

Woodpecking 

/ˈwo͝odˌpekər/
verb
1. The act of teasing a partner with repeated kisses on the tip of their dick to increase arousal;
2. Using the tip of the dick to tease the arousal of a partner by touching it near their genitalia, but not penetrating.
Gina was hot and bothered by Peter's woodpecking.
Woodpecking by ArraySlays March 27, 2022

Woodpecking 

Synonym for a Blow-job.
A dick is referred to as 'wood' and 'pecking' is kissing.
I got such a great woodpecking from that beautiful woman last night, it was crazy.

woodcocking 

The act of inserting an erect penis into ones mouth in an effort to shut them up.
I have been woodcocking people for so long it has become a regular occurrence.

Oh shit you just got woodcocked!
woodcocking by G-vegas December 10, 2007

Woodcocking 

1. (adj.) used to show resentment towards a person, object or task.

2. (v.) the act of persuading your wife to let you get a purple pool table (refer to the Television series 'Til Death)
Maia: We have a test tomorrow and 3 assignments in English Class.
Alyssa: Are you freakin' woodcocking me right now?!?!
Skye Skye: HAHA! I get the reference. LOL XD!!!!111!!!!
Woodcocking by Minnie the Muncher November 16, 2013
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