Urban Dictionary: Woodpecking

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The act of kissing your partner multiple times on the cheek repeatedly

John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!

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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

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Woodpecking

<The perquisite of Sword Fights.> A challenge between two males with soft penis' peck back and fourth with their limp wieners. First one to become erect, loses.

My buddy and I wanted to play sword fights but needed to get a boner first, so we played did some woodpecking before.

by RedRabbit04 April 28, 2011

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Woodpecking

Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.

Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!

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