woodwick 

A nice smelling candle which makes a crackling noise when burning

Woodwick Nice candles

woodwick by Paul c December 21, 2019

Woodwick Welding 

When two males wish to engage in an act of intimate solidarity, they gently submerge the tips of their penises in melted candle wax and then connect them to each other, allowing the wax to dry and create a tip-to-tip bond that may physically last only moments, but metaphorically will last a lifetime.

When the brothers discovered their mutual love of scented candles, they decided to strengthen the nature of their relationship and engage in the time honored and sacred ritual of woodwick welding.

Woodwick Welding by wendalo32 December 8, 2020

WOODTICK 

SOCIAL STANDING; a way of life,defined by mannerisms and socioeconomic goals, anyone who lives north of Saginaw MI. for more than 2 years.A person that has attempted to mount a snowplow to their old lady's GrandAm. one who;goes to WalMart in sweat pants and flannel shirt to play nintendo(it's free); has jb-welded their dental work in place;waits for their monthly check in lieu of getting a job.

Terryzz used to be a business man when he lived "downstate", now he's happy to be a WOODTICK. He's gonna get a job tomorrow.

WOODTICK by terryzz February 15, 2009

woodwickin 

when u burning a wood wick candle from target

last night i wanted to relax so i got my woodwickin on

woodwickin by candlemaster75 February 28, 2021

woodwink 

The skill of being able to wink the peehole of an erection to entice ones sexual partner.

Sam woodwinked at me and I couldnt resist him.

woodwink by fearplug April 1, 2011

woodwacker 

someone who hits boners, hard-ons, stiffys, or wood.

Tom: Dude i woke up with morningwood and Ted totally tried to hit it with a book.

Zane: Fuckin woodwacker

woodwacker by kid21 December 14, 2008

Woodtick 

Ugly, troll looking, mobile home owner.

That Woodtick just bought a carton of Cowboy killers.

Woodtick by NorthMenomonie June 16, 2018