woodcocking

The act of inserting an erect penis into ones mouth in an effort to shut them up.

I have been woodcocking people for so long it has become a regular occurrence.

Oh shit you just got woodcocked!

by G-vegas December 10, 2007

Woodcocking

1. (adj.) used to show resentment towards a person, object or task.

2. (v.) the act of persuading your wife to let you get a purple pool table (refer to the Television series 'Til Death)

Maia: We have a test tomorrow and 3 assignments in English Class.
Alyssa: Are you freakin' woodcocking me right now?!?!
Skye Skye: HAHA! I get the reference. LOL XD!!!!111!!!!

by Minnie the Muncher November 16, 2013

Woodworking

A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration

Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.

by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020

Woodstocking

When you go on a toboggan, and slide down a muddy hill in the summer naked.

Matt, I so dare you to go woodstocking behind Kristian's house.

by woodstock'n yo August 27, 2013

Woodpecking

The act of kissing your partner multiple times on the cheek repeatedly

John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!

by Syrupkid April 24, 2017

Woodworking

How you make stuff when you don't have a welder.

Welder's gone? *Sigh* I have do do some woodworking.

by Defender of Steel August 30, 2013

Woodstocking

Simular to Snowballing, one person travels bodily fluids to another throuh their mouths, however, the substance traveled is human shit. You shit in a girls mouth then kiss and she spits it into your mouth.

Person 1: Yo why do you smell like shit?
Person 2: I was woodstocking my girl last night.

by MJisAsian December 21, 2018