I have been woodcocking people for so long it has become a regular occurrence.
Oh shit you just got woodcocked!
Oh shit you just got woodcocked!
by G-vegas November 14, 2007
Yeah, whatever, it's my last name. So what? It's not like true or anything. And no! I don't get splinters or do I know what type of wood is it. Jeeze! Give me a break. Everyone has made fun of it since grade 5. Kids can be so cruel. But I have to admit thanks to my last name I am a little more popular, thanks!
Planning Teacher: Ok everyone, I want everyone to say there last name, ok
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: what? could you say that a little louder please
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: LOLZZ ROFL ROFL!!
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: what? could you say that a little louder please
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: LOLZZ ROFL ROFL!!
by dutch oven September 10, 2006
A shorebird that lives in forests, the American Woodcock is most frequently encountered at dusk when the male's chirping, peenting aerial displays attract attention. Otherwise the superbly camouflaged bird is difficult to discover on the forest floor where it probes for earthworms.
Cool Fact:
The male American Woodcock gives no parental care, but continues to display long after most females have laid eggs. Some males display at several, widely separated singing grounds and will mate with several females. A female may visit four or more singing grounds before nesting, and she may keep visiting even when she is caring for her young.
Cool Fact:
The male American Woodcock gives no parental care, but continues to display long after most females have laid eggs. Some males display at several, widely separated singing grounds and will mate with several females. A female may visit four or more singing grounds before nesting, and she may keep visiting even when she is caring for her young.
by dawoodman71 February 05, 2010
Student with learning disability-"2+2=5".
Teacher-"Wrong douchbag take a lap"
Student#2-"Wow what a fucking woodcock"
Teacher-"Wrong douchbag take a lap"
Student#2-"Wow what a fucking woodcock"
by Brewno September 15, 2007
A simple, dumb, unintelligent man, that is clueless to Mostly everything including himself. Nearly killing himself and others on a regular basis and has gotten by in life on sure luck.
by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019
A mixed breed of peacocks and woodpeckers.
Inspired by the movie "Mr. Woodcock", when someone with good intentions is made out to be the "bad guy" by the manipulating villain confused for the victim.
Showing respect for others really pays off ... unless you're woodcocked in return by a guilty party in denial of their own actions.
by The Real Mr. Woodcock April 13, 2008