by fearplug April 1, 2011
Get the woodwink mug.The Section of the band that everyone wishes they were in. The people in it are the coolest band members. The rest suck.
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When you discriminate against anyone playing a woodwind instrument(e.g. clarinet) or bullies someone because of the use of a woodwind instrument.
by Nward14 December 6, 2017
Get the Woodwindaphobic mug.The section who tends to play the quietest or the loudest. There's no in between. This section involves Flute to Bari Sax. With Reeds,Double reeds and mouth pieces, this group can be powerful or scared. Typically better at sight reading than the brass section combined, and has more solos in sheet music.
Flute Player: Hey, did you hear that oboe player today in class,
Saxophone Player: Heck Yeah! He/She sounded amazing on her solo.
Clarinet Player: But what about that Bari Sax sound??? That was awesome!!!
Oboe/Bassoon Player:WHO STEPPED ON MY REED?!?!?!?!
Band Director: That Woodwind Section sounded awesome on our songs today! They can leave early.
Saxophone Player: Heck Yeah! He/She sounded amazing on her solo.
Clarinet Player: But what about that Bari Sax sound??? That was awesome!!!
Oboe/Bassoon Player:WHO STEPPED ON MY REED?!?!?!?!
Band Director: That Woodwind Section sounded awesome on our songs today! They can leave early.
by Creatively..Hexed00 December 13, 2016
Get the woodwind section mug.A grouping of instruments including the clarinets, flutes, and saxophones. They are the butt of many jokes in marching band, but off the field they kick any brass ass any day. Also a stereotype.
They are seen as the more mature bunch in band, and generally move in small packs or groups. They are friends with the colour guard, and have a higher count of females generally. Also seen as hardworking by the directors, the woodwind section leader is generally a lot tougher on their people, as their instruments are as naturally as obnoxiously loud as the brass (With the exception of Piccolo.) They are the first to memorize their drill, and leave goofing off to outside rehearsal, or at least are clever enough not to get caught.
After marching season, they are the heart and soul of the Wind Ensemble.
They are seen as the more mature bunch in band, and generally move in small packs or groups. They are friends with the colour guard, and have a higher count of females generally. Also seen as hardworking by the directors, the woodwind section leader is generally a lot tougher on their people, as their instruments are as naturally as obnoxiously loud as the brass (With the exception of Piccolo.) They are the first to memorize their drill, and leave goofing off to outside rehearsal, or at least are clever enough not to get caught.
After marching season, they are the heart and soul of the Wind Ensemble.
"Woodwind women and brass boys, pick up your music, and set down your toys."
"LAWLZ. YOU ARE WOODWINDS. YOU PLAY SOFTLY. YOU SUCK!"
-Trumpet player, at the beginning of marching season.
"You outplayed us in band today. It's not fair! We have thirty second notes."
-The same trumpet player, a week into wind ensemble.
(Please note that second and third trumpets and third clarinets often play the same part. The same applies for first cornet and second clarinet. First clarinet plays with the flutes and, occasionally, the first trumpet.)
"LAWLZ. YOU ARE WOODWINDS. YOU PLAY SOFTLY. YOU SUCK!"
-Trumpet player, at the beginning of marching season.
"You outplayed us in band today. It's not fair! We have thirty second notes."
-The same trumpet player, a week into wind ensemble.
(Please note that second and third trumpets and third clarinets often play the same part. The same applies for first cornet and second clarinet. First clarinet plays with the flutes and, occasionally, the first trumpet.)
by Alice will Appear November 23, 2010
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by Band Geek February 3, 2003
Get the Woodwinds mug.Person 1: Wtf man that wook asked to hit my bowl, then disappeared with it when I wasn’t looking!
Person 2: Damn that sucks fam, you got wookwinked
Person 2: Damn that sucks fam, you got wookwinked
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