The act of attaching a strap-on dildo around your head and using it to repeatedly penetrate your partner's anus.
"Have you seen Debbie'sneck muscles? They're like ropes!"
"I'm not surprised - they say her boyfriend likes to leave the door ajar for the dusky woodpecker."
A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.
A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.
A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.
A technique used to attract persons of the opposite sex through a sequence of repeated, positive interactions taking place at dive bars and in the computer lab at Huntsman Hall which advance the pursuer’s cause ever so slightly with each passing day, much like the strategy a WOODPECKER employs to chop down a tree.
Jon takes forever to seal the deal, but his woodpecker game is unmatched. Given enough time, he'll cut down the entire forest.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.