woodpeckering 

taking on the persona of a woodpecker at night with your male partner, especially when he is dead tired.

This could involve any of these four actions, usually in this order: 1) asking deep, eerie, emotional questions and demanding answers like a persistent woodpecker 2) wearing a hard-billed hat and poking vigorously along your partner's forehead until he answer your questions 3) making a pseudo woodpecker beak with your two index fingers pointing out from your face and woodpecking his mouth then sucking and licking his lips and mouth as if searching for food until he answers your questions 4) giving him a woodpecker-themed blow job if he hasn't yet smothered you

"Dude, why is your girl so smothered and dead?"
"Oh, last night she thought woodpeckering was life-worthy behavior."

woodpeckering by woodpeckergirl May 6, 2015

Woodpecking 

The act of kissing your partner multiple times on the cheek repeatedly

John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!

Woodpecking by Syrupkid April 24, 2017

Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition

MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker

Woody Wood Peckering by TherealShiaLebouf December 18, 2020

Woodpecking 

<The perquisite of Sword Fights.> A challenge between two males with soft penis' peck back and fourth with their limp wieners. First one to become erect, loses.

My buddy and I wanted to play sword fights but needed to get a boner first, so we played did some woodpecking before.

Woodpecking by RedRabbit04 May 20, 2011

Woodpecking 

Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.

Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!

Woodpecking by Russel bennet February 1, 2017

woodpeckerist 

the hatred of woodpeckers.

“i hate those things”
“no need to be woodpeckerist jonny”

woodpeckerist by HashBrownClown June 12, 2018

Woodpecking 

/ˈwo͝odˌpekər/
verb
1. The act of teasing a partner with repeated kisses on the tip of their dick to increase arousal;
2. Using the tip of the dick to tease the arousal of a partner by touching it near their genitalia, but not penetrating.

Gina was hot and bothered by Peter's woodpecking.

Woodpecking by ArraySlays March 27, 2022