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woodpeckering

taking on the persona of a woodpecker at night with your male partner, especially when he is dead tired.

This could involve any of these four actions, usually in this order: 1) asking deep, eerie, emotional questions and demanding answers like a persistent woodpecker 2) wearing a hard-billed hat and poking vigorously along your partner's forehead until he answer your questions 3) making a pseudo woodpecker beak with your two index fingers pointing out from your face and woodpecking his mouth then sucking and licking his lips and mouth as if searching for food until he answers your questions 4) giving him a woodpecker-themed blow job if he hasn't yet smothered you
"Dude, why is your girl so smothered and dead?"
"Oh, last night she thought woodpeckering was life-worthy behavior."
by woodpeckergirl May 6, 2015
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Woodpecking

The act of kissing your partner multiple times on the cheek repeatedly
John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!
by Syrupkid April 24, 2017
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Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition
MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker
by TherealShiaLebouf December 18, 2020
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Woodpecking

<The perquisite of Sword Fights.> A challenge between two males with soft penis' peck back and fourth with their limp wieners. First one to become erect, loses.
My buddy and I wanted to play sword fights but needed to get a boner first, so we played did some woodpecking before.
by RedRabbit04 May 20, 2011
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Woodpecking

Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.
Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!
by Russel bennet February 1, 2017
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woodpeckerist

the hatred of woodpeckers.
“i hate those things
no need to be woodpeckerist jonny
by HashBrownClown June 12, 2018
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Woodpecking

/ˈwo͝odˌpekər/
verb
1. The act of teasing a partner with repeated kisses on the tip of their dick to increase arousal;
2. Using the tip of the dick to tease the arousal of a partner by touching it near their genitalia, but not penetrating.
Gina was hot and bothered by Peter's woodpecking.
by ArraySlays March 27, 2022
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