woodpeckerhead 

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

woodpeckerhead by Telephony April 6, 2015

woodpeckerhead 

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

woodpeckerhead by Telephony April 6, 2015

woodpeckerhead 

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

woodpeckerhead by Telephony April 6, 2015

Woody Woodpeckered 

Being verbally and mentally harassed every 30 seconds, much like Woody Woodpecker when he is drilling into a tree.

Dr: Chris did you get that done?!
Chris: Working on it now
Dr(1.2 seconds later): Is it done yet?!
Chris : You haven't left my office
Dr: Ok I'll check later
Dr(24 seconds later returns) : Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it DONE YET?!?
Chris: It would be if I was not getting Woody Woodpeckered to death!

Woody Woodpeckered by crippus2 February 18, 2015

Woodpeckered

The act of a high heel shoe being used to assault someone. Using the actual heel of the shoe to strike someone.

In the morning we noticed the imprint of a girl's high heel on our friends forehead. Hence, he got "woodpeckered".

The creepy drunk was following the girls walking with their shoes in-hand. Turning the corner, he noticed the woodpecker that struck him before.

Woodpeckered by dab1333 October 26, 2010

Woodpeckered

When a male is extremely awful at sex/fingering a girl and proceeds to move his dick/fingers in a similar movement to the way a woodpecker pecks at a tree, regardless of the fact that the female is quite obviously not enjoying it.

Girl 1 "So how was sex with jared last night?"

Girl 2 "Do not even ask, he woodpeckered me all night and I felt zero pleasure"

Woodpeckered by Pugloverrr February 15, 2015

Woodpeckered

(Past tense verb). To speak in an unclear, fragmented manner, usually word-to-word, rather than in proper sentences. People might speak like this while enraged, nervous, hesitant, or off their head on alcohol.

"Shut. Shut. Shut the hell up.", woodpeckered Steve.

Woodpeckered by Callus_was_me_all_along March 17, 2022