woodlands 

Woodlands is near Verhood and is famously renowned as the home of The Mad Dog Lady!

If you think Verhood is shit, you’ve never been to Woodlands!

woodlands by Ken Badger March 15, 2018

Woodlands Academy of the Sacred Heart 

It is an all girls school for HIGHLY intelligent girls. They are not lesbians. When a boy is in their presence, they actually freak out and immediately fall in love because the are never around them. If you walk into their school, you might see their hair messy, no make-up, smelly breathe and hairy legs. This is because their is no one for them to impress, unless they have a thing for their male teacher..

Wow, I just proposed to a smart, beautiful, Woodlands Academy of the Sacred Heart girl.

Woodlands Academy of the Sacred Heart by AllGirlsSchool1990 March 13, 2010

Woodlands Ring Secondary School 

Woodlands ring sec is a school in Woodlands. Alot of gangster wannabe. Everyday shout at their friends ( I thot school was on fire ). Some use phone in the toilets. The food in the canteen is unhygienic and most them have ants. ( once have crockcroach ) it is a poor school. Cant afford tables and chairs. Have aircons in classroom but for display only. Most of the teacher are fine but there are ONE art teacher is very unreasonable, known as the Karen. Speaking of art, the art room is very old and dusty. No lift, every day need walk up the stairs. The toilets are dirty as hell, got shits on the toilet bowl as well as the walls. Dont know wat the toilet cleaners are doing. Even though school is poor but got good cars in the school ( Aston Martin )

no money trash school

you know woodlands ring Secondary school food in the canteen taste good?

try eating it and hope you come to school tomorrow.

Woodlands Ring Secondary School by chickennuggetisgood August 24, 2021

Woodlands secondary school 

Woodlands secondary school has gotten famous for the wrong things and it is where many kids become YP, XMM, Matrep and Minah’s. Some enter Woodlands secondary as a good kid but less then a year suddenly they become paikia. There is a notorious gang called the loco contigos and the hermosas. Less than a year In the school but their berberd come out of the shell already.

Eh, you think who? Your father build Woodlands secondary school isit?

Woodlands secondary school by Jarvisbacksideblackcolour August 21, 2021

Woodlands ring sec 

woodlands ring sec is not a good school. Many gangster wannabe. Some gangster even shout so loud ( I thot the school was on fire ). Gangster wannabes always use phones in the toilet. Speaking of toilets, the toilets have shit at the side or on the wallls. Idk wat are the cleaners are doing. School is very poor. tables and chairs are all old and in bad condition. Do not have lifts so we have to walk up the stairs everyday. The art room is very old and dusty. Most of the Teachers are fine but ONE of them is very unreasonable, also known as the Karen. The canteen food is very expensive and unhygienic. Most of the food have ants ( there was once with cockroach) I love the chicken rice stall. there are aircons which are displayed. ( never once on ) even though school is poor but the teacher are rich 💰💵. Carpark are full of luxury cars ( have Aston Martin )

food in woodlands ring sec tastes good.

try eating it and hope you can still come to school tomorrow :)

Woodlands ring sec by chickennuggetisgood August 24, 2021

the woodlands

HAHA..
You know you live in the woodlands when....
- you can valet park at the mall
- your dad makes more money in one week than your government teacher does in an entire year
- it isnt exciting anymore to pass a lamborghini, ferrari, or bentley on the road any given day
- at school you park between an h2 and an escalade
- you see about 500 bmws a day
- every girl, starting at the age of 12, has a coach purse
- your best friend's pregnant
- you've never shared a bathroom in your life
- the Texan cheerleaders perform at your high school pep rally
- you can talk to someone in Illinois and they assume that you must be rich
- nick lachey sings at your prom
- you have to ask permission to paint your house
- your high school is rated the snobbiest in America according to David Letterman
- if you have nothing to do you buy some beer and drive around
- one haircut can change your reputation
- myspace takes the place of homework
- lunch tables are individual and round
- you pay someone to hang your christmas lights and mow your lawn
- the maids come every other wednesday
- your parents own multiple houses
- you go to jamaica, thailand, spain, belize, or the bahamas on a regular basis
- you suck if you dont get a beach house for prom
- you go skiing every year
- your school field trips include New York and Europe
- deaths and car accidents are usual
- your school has more people in it than some colleges
- you have to schedule an updo appt 6 months in advance if you want someone decent
- the sports teams travel in charter buses
- parties have top shelf liquor
- you go to a theme party every weekend
- they build your own skating rink in the winter
- there are only 3 cheap stores in the whole mall (and that's for the people who come to The Woodlands to shop but aren't actually from The Woodlands)
- when you need a plain white tank top and go to Bebe first
- you spend $95 on a christmas gift for your friend
- girls have 2 boyfriends
- nothing stays a secret
- about half the kids go to church, and out of that half only 10% actually follow religion faithfully
- your jeans cost the same price as ur video ipod
- mums cost $200
- if you dont have confidence or money, you are nothing
- you take your car to Aqua every week and just let someone else clean it
- there's a starbucks on every corner
- they put a tommy bahama's in..since those are mostly at vacation destinations (look it up)
- Fleming's is the new TGI Fridays
- you drop a quarter and just leave it cuz you dont feel like bending over for it
- you cant find your bmw at the mall, because there are 55 others just like it
- you see at least one new person in school every day
- you have a personal trainer
- you have the vbest new cell phone before it even comes out
- they serve Chic-Fil-A, Pizza Hut, Quiznos, and Smoothie King in ur school cafeteria
- you go buy Chanel glasses for yourself as a pity gift because you're having a bad day
- your dog is treated better than your sister
- you have a fridge in your room so that you dont have to go alllllll the way downstairs when you want a cold bottle of water
- you have more than one closet
- you're 17 and have a plastic surgeon
- a cheap mall trip only costs $500
- your driveway is gated
- you get fined if your fence isn't the right color or height
- just about every decent concert tour comes to the pavilion
- a decent date consists of dinner at the Cheesecake Factory and a walk through Market Street
- you hear parents talk about what a great "family community" this place is, and you hear your 13 year old sister talking about how wasted she and her friends got the night before.
- your orthodontist drives a porsche, at least when he isn't driver his other cars
- your friends are all gorgeous
- your diamonds are real
- you hook up with someone and by second period the next day, the whole school knows
- you get judged right away when people know where you are from
- you live on a Jack Nicklaus golf course
- your parents buy you multiple cars before you buy your own
- you can screw off in high school and college and still get a badass job cause your dad is a corporate executive with connections
- your football team could kick many colleges' football teams
- there are kids at your high school who can score perfectly on the ACT and SAT
- making millions of dollars from hard work and/or connections isn't even that attractive, it's the power that motivates

i admit its true.. i'd know, i'm from the woodlands

the woodlands by jessica sYUP December 10, 2006

The Woodlands

Middle Class Burb that thinks a leased BMW 3 series, and a fat mortgage on a 300k tract home makes you rich.

The Woodlands is the land of the 80k a year millionaire.

The Woodlands by Hunkerdown April 23, 2011