Woodism is
When you look at the night sky it's not what you think it is, it's actually just wood and the stars in it are spots of the wood that have been burnt to a certain extant that it became white, just like the stars at night.
Woodiest is a word created by a French teacher while describing how good France is. She intended it to be the superlative form of 'woody' however it could be heavily misconstrewed...
What you call it when people flip up their windshield wipers when their cars are parked, because it's snowing like the end of the world.
What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.
We noticed several cars with wiper woodies when we drove through a warmer climate in a snowstorm, because none of the Snowbie newbies know what to do if it snows.
1. hot surfers who ride wooden station wagons to the beach
2. girls who like to ride guys erect dicks ( all the wayyy to the beachh...and then get a chicken nugget in the sand)
morgs: hey! lets go ridea woodie to the beach!
suze: no! i just wanna ride a guys woodie!
manda: MEE TOO! I WANNA RIDE WOODIEs IN THE BACK OF A WOODIE ON THE WAY TO THE BEACH!