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Woodism is the belief that the entire universe is made up of entire wood.
Woodism is
When you look at the night sky it's not what you think it is, it's actually just wood and the stars in it are spots of the wood that have been burnt to a certain extant that it became white, just like the stars at night.
Woodism by Woodism Pope July 17, 2015

woodiest 

Woodiest is a word created by a French teacher while describing how good France is. She intended it to be the superlative form of 'woody' however it could be heavily misconstrewed...
"Lorraine is one of the woodiest regions of France."
woodiest by DashingDexterity April 30, 2015

wiper woodies 

What you call it when people flip up their windshield wipers when their cars are parked, because it's snowing like the end of the world.

What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.
We noticed several cars with wiper woodies when we drove through a warmer climate in a snowstorm, because none of the Snowbie newbies know what to do if it snows.
wiper woodies by Pod Tailin' March 2, 2010
Woodies

To come out of no where.

A word that is primarily of the asian dialect and has plagued the schools Lower Merion and Harriton High School for some time.

Woodies is short for woodwork.

Often used in the expression Popped out the woodies. Other Variations of the word have been "woodworks", Woods, and shrimped

sometimes when said can sound like wudies, or wooties, depending on how said.
1. awwwwwwwwww anthony popped out the woodies!
2. Shrimped out the woods.
3. Man that dude popped out the woods.
Woodies by the woodie poppa February 23, 2009

poppin' out da woodies 

a phrase said when someone comes out of nowhere and does or says something completely unexpected
Penelope and Agnes were talking when all of a sudden Suzie comes up and scares them and Agnes says "Woah! Suzie! You be poppin' out da woodies!".

ride woodies 

1. hot surfers who ride wooden station wagons to the beach

2. girls who like to ride guys erect dicks ( all the wayyy to the beachh...and then get a chicken nugget in the sand)
morgs: hey! lets go ridea woodie to the beach!
suze: no! i just wanna ride a guys woodie!
manda: MEE TOO! I WANNA RIDE WOODIEs IN THE BACK OF A WOODIE ON THE WAY TO THE BEACH!

suze and morgs: oh yes, thats hottt
ride woodies by NEIGHMEATLOAFmas December 17, 2009