Definitions by AutoMattic
woodifs
woodifs by AutoMattic May 1, 2021
grammyzon
A grandmother who is taller and heavier than the average American woman, which is 5’4” and 170.6 pounds, respectively.
grammyzon by AutoMattic April 29, 2021
karendemic
Environmental psychosis afflicting middle-aged women, primarily named Karen, predominantly in the United States. Symptoms include, but may not be limited to; irrational, public outbursts of bat shit crazy in unsuspecting passerbys during everyday life occurrences, complete emotional meltdowns over masking up during pandemics, and irrational racist fears triggered by the Trumplican party. Given the out break of “Karens” the moniker is now commonly referred to any female having an irrational meltdown in public, hence a Karendemic.
The COVID-19 Pandemic birthed the first Karendemic, likely as a result of months of historic and strict stay at home orders and the mental and emotional stress endured.
karendemic by AutoMattic March 25, 2021
brainfog
A mental state perpetuated by mandatory quarantine directives, which usually occur after 21 consecutive days of such state. Symptoms may include a lack of mental concentration, decrease in physical motivation, loss of sex drive and disruptive sleep patterns.
brainfog by AutoMattic April 22, 2020