AutoMattic's definitions

grammyzon

A grandmother who is taller and heavier than the average American woman, which is 5’4” and 170.6 pounds, respectively.

Look guys, there’s a Grammyzon in the pool!

by AutoMattic April 29, 2021

sirenedout

The repeated sounds of sirens from police cars, ambulances and fire engines, of no less than six occurrences in one 24 hour period in urban metropolitan areas.

”I'm sick and tired of hearing sirens all day. I’m sirenedout.”

by AutoMattic April 21, 2020

taxdatass

The extraordinary desire and drive to consummate sex with a highly attractive individual.

“I would like to taxdatass anytime and anyplace!”

by AutoMattic April 22, 2020

skidderns

Street slang for money, dollars, U.S. currency.

“I’m flat broke; can you spot a few skidderns until I get paid on Friday?”

by AutoMattic April 22, 2020

karendemic

Environmental psychosis afflicting middle-aged women, primarily named Karen, predominantly in the United States. Symptoms include, but may not be limited to; irrational, public outbursts of bat shit crazy in unsuspecting passerbys during everyday life occurrences, complete emotional meltdowns over masking up during pandemics, and irrational racist fears triggered by the Trumplican party. Given the out break of “Karens” the moniker is now commonly referred to any female having an irrational meltdown in public, hence a Karendemic.

The COVID-19 Pandemic birthed the first Karendemic, likely as a result of months of historic and strict stay at home orders and the mental and emotional stress endured.

by AutoMattic March 25, 2021

tenup

A woman who fully captures the essence of pure and absolute physical beauty and scores bigger than a ten on a scale of 1 to 10.

Damn bro, did you see how fine that girl was?! She’s a total tenup!”

by AutoMattic April 21, 2020

hitit

To arrive or leave a person, place or thing.

“I’m tired, need to go home and get some sleep. I’m gonna hitit.”

by AutoMattic April 22, 2020