brainfog

A mental state perpetuated by mandatory quarantine directives, which usually occur after 21 consecutive days of such state. Symptoms may include a lack of mental concentration, decrease in physical motivation, loss of sex drive and disruptive sleep patterns.
“This stay at home order is causing

brainfog.”
by AutoMattic April 22, 2020
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karendemic

Environmental psychosis afflicting middle-aged women, primarily named Karen, predominantly in the United States. Symptoms include, but may not be limited to; irrational, public outbursts of bat shit crazy in unsuspecting passerbys during everyday life occurrences, complete emotional meltdowns over masking up during pandemics, and irrational racist fears triggered by the Trumplican party. Given the out break of “Karens” the moniker is now commonly referred to any female having an irrational meltdown in public, hence a Karendemic.
The COVID-19 Pandemic birthed the first Karendemic, likely as a result of months of historic and strict stay at home orders and the mental and emotional stress endured.
by AutoMattic March 26, 2021
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gottadolla

An economically challenged individual who habitually requests money in every initial social encounter.
Damn, I’m dry; you don’t by chance “gottadolla”?
by AutoMattic April 21, 2020
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snowpril

Snowfall in the month of April.
“I thought it was supposed to be Spring in April, but based on snow flakes falling, it must be Snowpril.
by AutoMattic April 22, 2020
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skidderns

Street slang for money, dollars, U.S. currency.
“I’m flat broke; can you spot a few skidderns until I get paid on Friday?”
by AutoMattic April 22, 2020
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fiveburroday

An atmospherically perfect weather day, whereby the sun is shining in full, the skies are cobalt blue, no cloud cover, and a very low pressure system, 75-78 degrees, with perfect visibility for 12 miles, from sunrise to sundown on any given day.
“Today was absolutely beautiful; dare I say it was a fiveburroday”!
by AutoMattic April 22, 2020
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hitit

To arrive or leave a person, place or thing.
I’m tired, need to go home and get some sleep. I’m gonna hitit.”
by AutoMattic April 22, 2020
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