AutoMattic's definitions

woodifs

The ongoing possibilties of all things in this life that may or may not happen.

Damn, woodifs I got blown by that honey last night?!?

by AutoMattic May 1, 2021

grammyzon

A grandmother who is taller and heavier than the average American woman, which is 5’4” and 170.6 pounds, respectively.

Look guys, there’s a Grammyzon in the pool!

by AutoMattic April 29, 2021

karendemic

Environmental psychosis afflicting middle-aged women, primarily named Karen, predominantly in the United States. Symptoms include, but may not be limited to; irrational, public outbursts of bat shit crazy in unsuspecting passerbys during everyday life occurrences, complete emotional meltdowns over masking up during pandemics, and irrational racist fears triggered by the Trumplican party. Given the out break of “Karens” the moniker is now commonly referred to any female having an irrational meltdown in public, hence a Karendemic.

The COVID-19 Pandemic birthed the first Karendemic, likely as a result of months of historic and strict stay at home orders and the mental and emotional stress endured.

by AutoMattic March 25, 2021

skidderns

Street slang for money, dollars, U.S. currency.

“I’m flat broke; can you spot a few skidderns until I get paid on Friday?”

by AutoMattic April 22, 2020

hitit

To arrive or leave a person, place or thing.

“I’m tired, need to go home and get some sleep. I’m gonna hitit.”

by AutoMattic April 22, 2020

brainfog

A mental state perpetuated by mandatory quarantine directives, which usually occur after 21 consecutive days of such state. Symptoms may include a lack of mental concentration, decrease in physical motivation, loss of sex drive and disruptive sleep patterns.

“This stay at home order is causing

brainfog.”

by AutoMattic April 22, 2020

snowpril

Snowfall in the month of April.

“I thought it was supposed to be Spring in April, but based on snow flakes falling, it must be Snowpril.

by AutoMattic April 22, 2020