AutoMattic's definitions

gottadolla

An economically challenged individual who habitually requests money in every initial social encounter.

Damn, I’m dry; you don’t by chance “gottadolla”?

by AutoMattic April 21, 2020

sirenedout

The repeated sounds of sirens from police cars, ambulances and fire engines, of no less than six occurrences in one 24 hour period in urban metropolitan areas.

”I'm sick and tired of hearing sirens all day. I’m sirenedout.”

by AutoMattic April 21, 2020

tenup

A woman who fully captures the essence of pure and absolute physical beauty and scores bigger than a ten on a scale of 1 to 10.

Damn bro, did you see how fine that girl was?! She’s a total tenup!”

by AutoMattic April 21, 2020

fiveburroday

An atmospherically perfect weather day, whereby the sun is shining in full, the skies are cobalt blue, no cloud cover, and a very low pressure system, 75-78 degrees, with perfect visibility for 12 miles, from sunrise to sundown on any given day.

“Today was absolutely beautiful; dare I say it was a fiveburroday”!

by AutoMattic April 21, 2020

skidderns

Street slang for money, dollars, U.S. currency.

“I’m flat broke; can you spot a few skidderns until I get paid on Friday?”

by AutoMattic April 22, 2020

hitit

To arrive or leave a person, place or thing.

“I’m tired, need to go home and get some sleep. I’m gonna hitit.”

by AutoMattic April 22, 2020

brainfog

A mental state perpetuated by mandatory quarantine directives, which usually occur after 21 consecutive days of such state. Symptoms may include a lack of mental concentration, decrease in physical motivation, loss of sex drive and disruptive sleep patterns.

“This stay at home order is causing

brainfog.”

by AutoMattic April 22, 2020