12 definitions by AutoMattic

Snowfall in the month of April.
“I thought it was supposed to be Spring in April, but based on snow flakes falling, it must be Snowpril.
by AutoMattic April 22, 2020
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A mental state perpetuated by mandatory quarantine directives, which usually occur after 21 consecutive days of such state. Symptoms may include a lack of mental concentration, decrease in physical motivation, loss of sex drive and disruptive sleep patterns.
“This stay at home order is causing

brainfog.”
by AutoMattic April 22, 2020
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Environmental psychosis afflicting middle-aged women, primarily named Karen, predominantly in the United States. Symptoms include, but may not be limited to; irrational, public outbursts of bat shit crazy in unsuspecting passerbys during everyday life occurrences, complete emotional meltdowns over masking up during pandemics, and irrational racist fears triggered by the Trumplican party. Given the out break of “Karens” the moniker is now commonly referred to any female having an irrational meltdown in public, hence a Karendemic.
The COVID-19 Pandemic birthed the first Karendemic, likely as a result of months of historic and strict stay at home orders and the mental and emotional stress endured.
by AutoMattic March 26, 2021
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A woman who fully captures the essence of pure and absolute physical beauty and scores bigger than a ten on a scale of 1 to 10.
Damn bro, did you see how fine that girl was?! She’s a total tenup!”
by AutoMattic April 22, 2020
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The extraordinary desire and drive to consummate sex with a highly attractive individual.
I would like to taxdatass anytime and anyplace!”
by AutoMattic April 22, 2020
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The ongoing possibilties of all things in this life that may or may not happen.
Damn, woodifs I got blown by that honey last night?!?
by AutoMattic May 2, 2021
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The repeated sounds of sirens from police cars, ambulances and fire engines, of no less than six occurrences in one 24 hour period in urban metropolitan areas.
I'm sick and tired of hearing sirens all day. I’m sirenedout.”
by AutoMattic April 22, 2020
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