getting my wood cut
getting my wood cut by Knowsalot3 March 2, 2019
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Woodcat
Woodcat by Retarded Girl September 30, 2004
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Woodcote High School
A high school located in coulsdon that has fucktards upon fucktards that don’t know how to learn because dickheads are teaching them...
Becky: I would prefer to choke on Mr Russell than go back to woodcote high school
Ella: yeah totally, woodcote sucks ass.
Ella: yeah totally, woodcote sucks ass.
Woodcote High School by xx-KILLJOY-xx July 29, 2019
woodcutter
1 a person who is able to repeatedly make the same mistake
2 a person that can f#ck up so badly there is no explanation for how that happened
3 a person who cuts wood
2 a person that can f#ck up so badly there is no explanation for how that happened
3 a person who cuts wood
woodcutter by woodcutter3 June 5, 2010
Woodcote High School
Hell. A place for students to suffer and teachers to watch and mock their pain. Overall a terrible place, never set foot in the grounds of this nightmarish hell if you wish to stay sane.
Jay once set foot on the grounds of Woodcote High School and hasn't been seen since.
Anna studies at Woodcote High School, she hates every second of it.
Anna studies at Woodcote High School, she hates every second of it.
Woodcote High School by E=E October 20, 2021
woodcote
woodcote by Turkish boss man March 7, 2017
woodcat
A random utterance of a narcelptic simpleton in philosophy class, woodcat is fast becoming the next craze to take the nation by storm. Woodcat: Feel the love, feel the power.
woodcat by squirrelmaster5.0 October 12, 2004
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