getting my wood cut 

Gettin my wood cut means getting his Dick ready to smash like shaving and cleaning the aria.

“DUDE IM GETTING MY WOOD CUT FOR TONIGHT “
“Damn bro are u smashing?”

getting my wood cut by Knowsalot3 March 2, 2019

Woodcat

Something you say if you consistenly fall asleep in psychology and seem to be heinously retarded.

"I believe you said woodcat."

Woodcat by Retarded Girl September 30, 2004

Woodcote High School 

A high school located in coulsdon that has fucktards upon fucktards that don’t know how to learn because dickheads are teaching them...

Becky: I would prefer to choke on Mr Russell than go back to woodcote high school

Ella: yeah totally, woodcote sucks ass.

Woodcote High School by xx-KILLJOY-xx July 29, 2019

woodcutter 

1 a person who is able to repeatedly make the same mistake

2 a person that can f#ck up so badly there is no explanation for how that happened

3 a person who cuts wood

how did tom break that stair, who knows he is a bit of a woodcutter just dont ask

woodcutter by woodcutter3 June 5, 2010

Woodcote High School 

Hell. A place for students to suffer and teachers to watch and mock their pain. Overall a terrible place, never set foot in the grounds of this nightmarish hell if you wish to stay sane.

Jay once set foot on the grounds of Woodcote High School and hasn't been seen since.

Anna studies at Woodcote High School, she hates every second of it.

Woodcote High School by E=E October 20, 2021

woodcote

A shithole with shit teachers and slags

"Oh you go woodcote, you're a slag"

woodcote by Turkish boss man March 7, 2017

woodcat

A random utterance of a narcelptic simpleton in philosophy class, woodcat is fast becoming the next craze to take the nation by storm. Woodcat: Feel the love, feel the power.

This here is woodcat country.

woodcat by squirrelmaster5.0 October 12, 2004