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Woodcuck 

A bastardized relative of the ever noble woodchuck who endeavors to chuck, but chuck after chuck, only cucks.
How much wood could a Woodcuck chuck if a Woodcuck could chuck, not cuck?
Woodcuck by Skurnks July 31, 2020

Woodcock Complex 

Where two people do the same action, however one person is attractive and one is unattractive. The action from the attractive is seen as cute and funny, where as it is seen as weird or creepy via the unattractive.
"Mike slapped her butt, and she thought it was funny. So did I, but now I have a restraining order"
"Looks like a bit of a woodcock complex, mate"

woodchuck 

did you see those woodchucks saved another basement yesterday?
woodchuck by hateraider May 17, 2011

Woodfuck 

Woodfuck: A word in reference to the mamal (Woodchuck), but is in turn to describe a person (Ex; porn star, slut, whore, or prostitute) as to being overwhelmingly sexually aroused that they engage in excessive amounts of intercourse. Usually when that person has sex with their partner(s), they can go from upwards of seven hundred hours up to even seven hundred days (given that there's enough food and water for every one person involved) just to get every bit of satisfaction.
That woodfuck is going to be gone for another seven hundred hours.
Woodfuck by TheDeadmandillon February 14, 2017

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.
A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.