A Woodcuck is essentially a woodchuck that derives sexual pleasure from watching other woodchucks chuck its wood.
Q: How much wood would a woodcuck chuck if a woodcuck could chuck wood?
A: None because he'd be too busy beating off watching other woodchucks chuck his wood for him
A: None because he'd be too busy beating off watching other woodchucks chuck his wood for him
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Where two people do the same action, however one person is attractive and one is unattractive. The action from the attractive is seen as cute and funny, where as it is seen as weird or creepy via the unattractive.
"Mike slapped her butt, and she thought it was funny. So did I, but now I have a restraining order"
"Looks like a bit of a woodcock complex, mate"
"Looks like a bit of a woodcock complex, mate"
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Get the woodchuck mug.Woodfuck: A word in reference to the mamal (Woodchuck), but is in turn to describe a person (Ex; porn star, slut, whore, or prostitute) as to being overwhelmingly sexually aroused that they engage in excessive amounts of intercourse. Usually when that person has sex with their partner(s), they can go from upwards of seven hundred hours up to even seven hundred days (given that there's enough food and water for every one person involved) just to get every bit of satisfaction.
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How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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