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Woodcuck

A Woodcuck is essentially a woodchuck that derives sexual pleasure from watching other woodchucks chuck its wood.
Q: How much wood would a woodcuck chuck if a woodcuck could chuck wood?
A: None because he'd be too busy beating off watching other woodchucks chuck his wood for him
by SeattleSteveO January 10, 2023
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Woodcuck

A bastardized relative of the ever noble woodchuck who endeavors to chuck, but chuck after chuck, only cucks.
How much wood could a Woodcuck chuck if a Woodcuck could chuck, not cuck?
by Skurnks July 31, 2020
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