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A random utterance of a narcelptic simpleton in philosophy class, woodcat is fast becoming the next craze to take the nation by storm. Woodcat: Feel the love, feel the power.
This here is woodcat country.
woodcat by squirrelmaster5.0 October 12, 2004

Dan woodgates 

Dan woodgates is an animal in the name of booze, but will get with any thing over 18 stone that moves, loves the plus size ladies
Fat birds in NB's Dan woodgates would like to have sex with
A wood rat is a caucasian version of a hood rat. Hood rat was a word that was originally based on the black female in the hood who acted permiscuosly. So a wood rat is the white girl version of the hood rat. Wood is a term used for a white Male, so hence the white female with questionable moral integrity has been dubbed the woodrat.
Hey homeboy get rid of your old lady cause I got this woodrat coming thru to suck our ducks an buy some shit.
Woodrat by HOgG lifer August 23, 2018

the woodmatch 

The woodmatch is a when you try fucking your girlfriend up the ass when she doesnt want you to, making her clinch her hole, therefore drying it up completely. And yet you still proceed. Now its called the woodmatch because rubbing your penies on that hole can be like rubbing a woodmatch on cement, leaving your dick smelly and red.
fuckin bitch got the woodmatch
the woodmatch by Cobbs666 December 6, 2006

Woodcote High School 

A high school located in coulsdon that has fucktards upon fucktards that dont know how to learn because dickheads are teaching them...
Becky: I would prefer to choke on Mr Russell than go back to woodcote high school

Ella: yeah totally, woodcote sucks ass.

woodcutter 

1 a person who is able to repeatedly make the same mistake

2 a person that can f#ck up so badly there is no explanation for how that happened

3 a person who cuts wood
how did tom break that stair, who knows he is a bit of a woodcutter just dont ask
woodcutter by woodcutter3 June 5, 2010
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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