Woodcat

Something you say if you consistenly fall asleep in psychology and seem to be heinously retarded.

"I believe you said woodcat."

Woodcat by Retarded Girl September 30, 2004

woodcat

A random utterance of a narcelptic simpleton in philosophy class, woodcat is fast becoming the next craze to take the nation by storm. Woodcat: Feel the love, feel the power.

This here is woodcat country.

woodcat by squirrelmaster5.0 October 12, 2004

Dan woodgates 

Dan woodgates is an animal in the name of booze, but will get with any thing over 18 stone that moves, loves the plus size ladies

Fat birds in NB's Dan woodgates would like to have sex with

Dan woodgates by bappadeeboopadeebap October 16, 2010

Woodrat 

A wood rat is a caucasian version of a hood rat. Hood rat was a word that was originally based on the black female in the hood who acted permiscuosly. So a wood rat is the white girl version of the hood rat. Wood is a term used for a white Male, so hence the white female with questionable moral integrity has been dubbed the woodrat.

Hey homeboy get rid of your old lady cause I got this woodrat coming thru to suck our ducks an buy some shit.

Woodrat by HOgG lifer August 23, 2018

the woodmatch 

The woodmatch is a when you try fucking your girlfriend up the ass when she doesnt want you to, making her clinch her hole, therefore drying it up completely. And yet you still proceed. Now its called the woodmatch because rubbing your penies on that hole can be like rubbing a woodmatch on cement, leaving your dick smelly and red.

fuckin bitch got the woodmatch

the woodmatch by Cobbs666 December 6, 2006

Woodcote High School 

A high school located in coulsdon that has fucktards upon fucktards that don’t know how to learn because dickheads are teaching them...

Becky: I would prefer to choke on Mr Russell than go back to woodcote high school

Ella: yeah totally, woodcote sucks ass.

Woodcote High School by xx-KILLJOY-xx July 29, 2019

woodcutter 

1 a person who is able to repeatedly make the same mistake

2 a person that can f#ck up so badly there is no explanation for how that happened

3 a person who cuts wood

how did tom break that stair, who knows he is a bit of a woodcutter just dont ask

woodcutter by woodcutter3 June 5, 2010