Subservient to the ducks, these furry-tailed rats are on a quest for world domination. When left unattended they will scurry up your pantleg and bite your nuts. Kill them, KILL THEM!!!!
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 12, 2003
A derivative of fart lighting in which the anal methane is used to launch an object. Originated in the rain forrests of Peru, where the indeginous people launch poinson darts from their asses to kill monkeys.
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003
Similar to the Reichter scale, only used to measure the extent to which an object, idea, or situation is fucked up.
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 08, 2003
1)One who stares at a man's crotch
2)Somebody with shifty eyes in the locker room or lav.
3)Somebody who uses trained hawks to wreak havoc on the male population.
4)Somebody who is drawn by the unquestionable allure that is Volvo and harasses their owners out of (transparent) jealosy.
2)Somebody with shifty eyes in the locker room or lav.
3)Somebody who uses trained hawks to wreak havoc on the male population.
4)Somebody who is drawn by the unquestionable allure that is Volvo and harasses their owners out of (transparent) jealosy.
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003
A random utterance of a narcelptic simpleton in philosophy class, woodcat is fast becoming the next craze to take the nation by storm. Woodcat: Feel the love, feel the power.
This here is woodcat country.
by squirrelmaster5.0 October 13, 2004
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the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.
Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 08, 2003