squirrelmaster5.0's definitions

Chopsocky

A lesser known variation of chopsuey in which the chef uses the lower half of a sock from the heal to toe, and mixes it in a stir fry with a variety of garden vegetables, leeks, and squirrel meat.

The squirrel in this chopsocky is a tad overdone, but the sock is of the finest quality cotton.

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 6, 2003

flaming ass launch

A derivative of fart lighting in which the anal methane is used to launch an object. Originated in the rain forrests of Peru, where the indeginous people launch poinson darts from their asses to kill monkeys.

My flaming ass launch just broke the neighbor's window!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003

woodcat

A random utterance of a narcelptic simpleton in philosophy class, woodcat is fast becoming the next craze to take the nation by storm. Woodcat: Feel the love, feel the power.

This here is woodcat country.

by squirrelmaster5.0 October 12, 2004

Volvo

The only car a true pimp would be seen in. Drivers are generally well equipped and don't need to compensate for anything. Best in yellow.

Wow, I wish I could get out of this prissy little Civic/Neon and into a nice Volvo.

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

budweiser

Carbonated urine! Oh-boy!

Is this horse piss or Budweiser?

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

Sphincter Factor

Similar to the Reichter scale, only used to measure the extent to which an object, idea, or situation is fucked up.

This new Steven Seagal movie is a Sphincter Factor Five!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

happy valley/goose bay

The grundle of the world. Depressing little hole that should be filled in. Accesible only by long, long dirt road or even longer boat ride: "voyage of the damned". Home of the chocolate weavils.

I would soon contort and defacate in my own ear than return to happey valley/goose bay.

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003