squirrelmaster5.0's definitions

woodcat

A random utterance of a narcelptic simpleton in philosophy class, woodcat is fast becoming the next craze to take the nation by storm. Woodcat: Feel the love, feel the power.

This here is woodcat country.

by squirrelmaster5.0 October 12, 2004

knobhawker

1)One who stares at a man's crotch
2)Somebody with shifty eyes in the locker room or lav.
3)Somebody who uses trained hawks to wreak havoc on the male population.
4)Somebody who is drawn by the unquestionable allure that is Volvo and harasses their owners out of (transparent) jealosy.

Yo! Quit your knobhawking and get away from my Volvo.

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003

flaming ass launch

A derivative of fart lighting in which the anal methane is used to launch an object. Originated in the rain forrests of Peru, where the indeginous people launch poinson darts from their asses to kill monkeys.

My flaming ass launch just broke the neighbor's window!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003

happy valley/goose bay

The grundle of the world. Depressing little hole that should be filled in. Accesible only by long, long dirt road or even longer boat ride: "voyage of the damned". Home of the chocolate weavils.

I would soon contort and defacate in my own ear than return to happey valley/goose bay.

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003

squirrel

Subservient to the ducks, these furry-tailed rats are on a quest for world domination. When left unattended they will scurry up your pantleg and bite your nuts. Kill them, KILL THEM!!!!

I don't brake for squirrels

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 12, 2003

Sphincter Factor

Similar to the Reichter scale, only used to measure the extent to which an object, idea, or situation is fucked up.

This new Steven Seagal movie is a Sphincter Factor Five!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

duck

the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.

Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003