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wood tickler
1) The phantom sensation that one gets on random parts of their body that is assumed to be a wood tick crawling.
2) The unfortunate sensation of ones mate subtly trying to ellicit a positive response to a sexual interlude in the early morning
2) The unfortunate sensation of ones mate subtly trying to ellicit a positive response to a sexual interlude in the early morning
1) I slept so poorly last night. I went for a hike in the woods yesterday and kept feeling wood ticklers all night.
2) My one morning to sleep in and Lee kept wood tickling me. I pretended to sleep until he went to work.
2) My one morning to sleep in and Lee kept wood tickling me. I pretended to sleep until he went to work.
wood tickler by niclo-jo August 3, 2011
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wood tick • wood tickler • "pimpin it woodtick" • wood • Wood-Ridge • Wood-daver • wood rats • wood booger • Wood shop • wood butcher
WOODTICK
SOCIAL STANDING; a way of life,defined by mannerisms and socioeconomic goals, anyone who lives north of Saginaw MI. for more than 2 years.A person that has attempted to mount a snowplow to their old lady's GrandAm. one who;goes to WalMart in sweat pants and flannel shirt to play nintendo(it's free); has jb-welded their dental work in place;waits for their monthly check in lieu of getting a job.
Woodtick
Woodtick by NorthMenomonie June 16, 2018
"pimpin it woodtick"
a phrase : used to exclaim when you have enhanced,to your satisfaction, any of your belongings or character/activities by means which are suitable to your budget (free)IE; folding your car's wiper arms to their "up" position,turning them on and driving to(listening to led zeppelin) walmart to play video games(free) wearing(as a tanktop) a plastic shopping bag from abercrombie that you cut the bottom out of. All or part or all of this definition may be an exageration of the truth, which is another example of "pimpin it woodtick".
"Down Stater" looking at terry pulling an airbed behind his boat: Man ! that guy is "pimpin it woodtick" .
"pimpin it woodtick" by terryzz February 22, 2009
Woodtick
The homeless guy you just passed on the corner, only the cracked out gypsy version living out in the woods.
We held a garage sale on Sunday and had a man try to rip off our television. Lorraine Collens said, “That fucking Woodtick is trying to steal your shit.”
Woodtick by LorraineCollens February 20, 2022
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