When you talk about hot girls in wood shop... they don't call it WOOD shop for nothing.

A class of sorts in high school. It is essentially a tech-ed type class in which you get to make projects out of wood. Typically a complete anarchy, and a source of injuries. Also, a rather suggestive term due to the fact that naughty things happen when you're around hard wood all day.

A place where constant dick jokes are made, and where penises will be drawn over everything.

Fingering a girl only to realize she was on her period and now you've got bloody fingers.